Canada Plans to Invade USA

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    I heard on Rush Limbaugh today that Candana plans to invade the USA to impose Socialism on us, so that we will no longer be a threat to the "Igloo People" (his words). But how come you want to invade us because Obama is already putting Socialism in.
     
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    Yeah.

    So what of it?

    About time, I say.
     
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    Just leave your crappy beer up in Canada.

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    WHAT?!


    Them's fightin' words, Little Missy!

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    What do American beer and sex in a canoe have in common?



    Both are fucking close to water.
     
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    A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

    His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

    "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

    "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade.
     
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    Does this mean we have to adopt Hockey as our Religion?

    I'm down.
     
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    O no! The bacon! Save the bacon!
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M]YouTube - "Weird Al" Yankovic - Canadian Idiot[/ame]
     
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    This is the funniest thing I have heard in awhile. :rofl:
     
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    Name ONE Canadian serial killer.

    ONE!

    Can't -- can ya?

    Pussies. Eh?


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