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This is all in the last 5 years and there were many more I didn't list.
Florida man gets jealous when he walks in on his brother having sex with their cousin and bites his penis off.
Florida man has a busy weekend: bites brother's penis off after interrupting incestuous sex.
Florida man is told by the apartment manager to either stop masturbating in front of windows in his apartment or put curtains on them. He becomes enraged and burns down the building to teach them a lesson about violating people's rights. If you're curious as to his facial disfigurement in the picture attached to the article, it is because he had earlier shot himself in the face in an unrelated incident.
Florida Man Told to Stop Masturbating in Front of Apartment Window Sets Apartment on Fire
Florida man attempts to rape pit bull and is castrated by it.
Florida: Man emasculated during failed attempt to rape pit bull
Florida Man attempts to leave store with chainsaw stuffed down his pants.
Florida man goes to a gun store, nonchalantly stuffs two rifles down his pants and tries to sneak out the door.
Police: Fort Lauderdale man stuffed assault rifles down his pants
A Florida man offered a police officer 3 dollars and some chicken McNuggets for sex.
Cops: Florida Man Offers Chicken Dinner and $3 For Sex
A Florida man working in an apartment complex for seniors disposed of a resident's corpse after mistaking it for a mannequin.
Convinced Dead Body Was a Mannequin, Florida Man Throws It in Dumpster
A Florida cop receiving an award at an event co-sponsored by law enforcement and MADD shows up stumbling drunk (after having driven to the event) and gets a one day paid suspension and is shortly afterwards promoted.
Florida Cop Too Drunk to Collect Prize From Mothers Against Drunk Driving
Florida man tries to pay for 12 pack of beer with an alligator.
Florida man gets jealous when he walks in on his brother having sex with their cousin and bites his penis off.
Florida man has a busy weekend: bites brother's penis off after interrupting incestuous sex.
Florida man is told by the apartment manager to either stop masturbating in front of windows in his apartment or put curtains on them. He becomes enraged and burns down the building to teach them a lesson about violating people's rights. If you're curious as to his facial disfigurement in the picture attached to the article, it is because he had earlier shot himself in the face in an unrelated incident.
Florida Man Told to Stop Masturbating in Front of Apartment Window Sets Apartment on Fire
Florida man attempts to rape pit bull and is castrated by it.
Florida: Man emasculated during failed attempt to rape pit bull
Florida Man attempts to leave store with chainsaw stuffed down his pants.
Florida man goes to a gun store, nonchalantly stuffs two rifles down his pants and tries to sneak out the door.
Police: Fort Lauderdale man stuffed assault rifles down his pants
A Florida man offered a police officer 3 dollars and some chicken McNuggets for sex.
Cops: Florida Man Offers Chicken Dinner and $3 For Sex
A Florida man working in an apartment complex for seniors disposed of a resident's corpse after mistaking it for a mannequin.
Convinced Dead Body Was a Mannequin, Florida Man Throws It in Dumpster
A Florida cop receiving an award at an event co-sponsored by law enforcement and MADD shows up stumbling drunk (after having driven to the event) and gets a one day paid suspension and is shortly afterwards promoted.
Florida Cop Too Drunk to Collect Prize From Mothers Against Drunk Driving
Florida man tries to pay for 12 pack of beer with an alligator.
