This is way too weird for me to comprehend. Please tell me there is a mathematical formula. YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10). 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold). 3. Add 5. 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator. 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759... And, if you haven't, then add 1758. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should now have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number (i.e: how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two numbers are: YOUR AGE!