Bye-bye Blathering Celebrities (Don’t let the door hit you on the you know what)

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    We hear it every election, over and over, from some famous progressive or other. The emoting goes something like this, “if that Nazi wins, I’m leaving the United States forever!”

    During the election between Gore and Bush, for example, Alec Baldwin, classy father, faithful husband, profound thinker, notable for being an actor, promised to leave the country if Al Gore lost. Well, Baldwin is still here, roughing up cameramen, selling credit cards and most recently, in between playing the role of Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live, hawking financial services in Australia. (No word yet on a Baldwin promise to relocate to Australia should Hillary Clinton lose.)

    This election is no different. Jon Stewart, some call him a comedian, some a pundit, others believe he is a newsman, has not only said he would leave the country if Trump won, he’d leave the planet. That’s a good idea, Jon. Intelligent earthlings have been bored of your snarky shtick for quite a while. The inhabitants of some other planet just might “get” you. Best of luck on your interstellar career move, Jon.

    Then there’s Cher. She finds Trump evil and nasty and yucky and she’s leaving if he becomes president. She said the same thing about George W. Bush. Cher is a treasure trove of free flowing profanity and profundity. Cher’s Twitter wisdom keeps us constantly abreast of her remarkable streams of semi consciousness. To wit, Cher, almost as funny as Jon Stewart, observed that Donald Trump’s hair and wind just don’t mix. Cher has also sagely observed that Trump is not qualified to be POTUS. Why? Because. That’s why. There is just no keeping up with the priceless insights spurting out of this woman!

    Cher has also observed that she and Donald Trump are the same age. Yeah. So? Well, who can’t see that Cher’s stiffly swollen lips are way prettier than Donald’s fish puckered lips? Truly, Cher’s proclivity for plasticizing her self notwithstanding, her cattiness is intact. And we all must agree Cher’s hair (or whoever’s it is) is nicer than Donald’s. Meanwhile, most of us are wondering why anyone would want advice on who to vote for from a woman who may be best known for allegedly having a rib removed to make her waist smaller. Cher’s charismatic perspicacity is something even her drooling fans cannot explain. In any event, Cher’s threats to leave are as much dribble as her political acumen, for she remains in this country.

    Let us not forget the brain trust that is Miley Cyrus. She has promised, with even more vibrant vulgarity than Cher, to leave if her gal Hillary loses this election. Frankly, Miley, the vast number of sane people in this country would not mind at all if you were to take your skanky cluelessness, sophomoric swear words, your twerks, and your fungus covered tongue out of their sight.


    Soon, ordinary folks will cast their votes in the 2016 Election. Happily, most Americans are smart enough not to let the chatter of the Chers and Jons, who are of even less value than the polls offered up every five minutes, to sway them. Ted Cruz was right. Vote your conscience. Vote for the good of the country. If one of the consequences of that vote is that Miley et al move away, that’s just a happy bonus.




    http://wwww.dailywire.com/news/10199/miley-cyrus-has-graphic-message-trump-supporters-chase-stephens

    http://www.salon.com/2000/09/20/starexile/

    Alec Baldwin moonlights from Trump role for financial services ad

    http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/obama-trump-country-230264

    List Of Celebrities Who Will Leave The U.S. If Donald Trump Becomes President – Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, Al Sharpton, More
     
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