An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian were in a bar boasting about their sexual superiority. The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes." The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight." The Australian fellow said: "That's nothing!!! Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours." The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? Voila ! Sacre Bleu !! Phenomenal!!! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?" The Aussie replied, "I wiped my hands on the curtains."