Buttered up sex

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    An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian were in a bar boasting about their sexual superiority.

    The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over with the finest olive
    oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."

    The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over with special aphrodisiac
    oil, and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

    The Australian fellow said: "That's nothing!!! Last night I massaged my wife all over
    her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then
    made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

    The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? Voila ! Sacre Bleu !! Phenomenal!!!

    How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

    The Aussie replied, "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
     
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