Butchered Homophones

[Wuwei]

A homophone is where two or more words sound the same, but are spelled differently. For example. (two to too) or (see sea)

This game is to write a well known phrase using homophones. That's way too hard so you are allowed to butcher the homophones to say almost anything. Here is an example.

This is a nursery rhyme (nurse sorry rime)
Hint: Say it aloud as fast as you can and slur the words.

Hick gory Dick gory doctor Mao swain app duck lock.

Rules:
Words from the original text cannot be used.
Your phrase should pass a speling chekir.
Feel free to post a solution, a hint, and most important, another butchered homophone of your own.



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[Wuwei]

Here is my first one. Every one has heard this.... Well sort of.

Whee dope peep hole off dee you nighties steaks, inner door two farmer mare purr fact onion...

That should be easy to figure out.

 

[fncceo]

Bad lip reading produce a similar result.

 

[emilynghiem]

Anguish Languish - Wikipedia

LADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut: Exploratorium Exhibit.

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Ladle Rat Rotten Hut


Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage, honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, an fur disk raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.

Wan moaning, Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset, "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter an shirker cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groin-murder hoe lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry wrote! An yonder nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque wet strainers!"

"Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle basking an stuttered oft. Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof. "Wail, wail, wail!" set disk wicket woof, "Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"

"Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."

"O hoe! Heifer blessing woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb shelf, "Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter, an den - O bore!"

Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinney retched a cordage offer groin-murder, picked inner widow, an sore debtor pore oil worming worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped honor bet an at a rope. Den knee poled honor groin-murder's nut cup an gnat-gun, any curdled dope inner bet.

Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage, an ranker dough belle. "Comb ink, sweat hard," setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse. Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum an stud buyer groin-murder's bet.

"O Grammar!" crater ladle gull, "Wood bag icer gut! A nervous sausage bag ice!"

"Battered lucky chew whiff, doling," whiskered disk ratchet woof, wetter wicket small.

"O Grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomolous prognosis!"

"Battered small your whiff," insert a woof, ants mouse worse waddling.

"O Grammar, water bag mousy gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!"

Daze worry on-forger-nut gulls lest warts. Oil offer sodden, thoroughing offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disk curl and bloat-thursday woof ceased pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.

Mural: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers.

 

[Wuwei]

Lit tiller add rye din who'd
was a tortured read. Here is a simpler one I put together:

Humped Edam tea set tone AWOL.
Humped Edam tea hat duh grateful.
Allah kink sources in ala kinks mane
Coo dent putt hum tea two gather akin.


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