Bumper stickers

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  1. KLSuddeth
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    Bumper Stickers I Like To See:



    Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are a moronic asshole.




    Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"




    The proctologist called...they found your head.




    Everyone has a photographic memory......
    some just don't have any film.




    Save your breath..........You'll need it to blow up your date.




    Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.




    I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.




    WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.




    Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.




    Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me,"



    Don't like my driving?
    Then quit watching me.




    If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.




    Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.




    Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
     
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    Once again the lack of beverage warnings!!!

    They were great...print me up a few.
     
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    That's awesome! So fitting for the fucktards that are usually driving behind me! :D
     
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    "Earth first, we'll log all the rest later"

    "due to a shortage of paper products you must now wipe your ass with a spotted owl"
     
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    LMAO
     
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    Very Nice.

    One of my favorites:

    My child beat up your honor student.
     
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    LOL love that one too!
     
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    I saw one once that said:

    "My labrador retriever is smarter than your honor student kid"

    Loved that one!
     
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    I almost wrecked my car when I saw this one:

    Horn Broken-Watch For Finger


    Another favorite:

    I Love My Country-It's The US Government That Scares Me
     
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    this isn't mine, found it on a messageboard elsewhere, but I'm thinking about printing one for my car:
     

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