BREAKING: Obama admits misdemeanor level crime

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    Obama At Kennedy Center Honors: I Think Fake ID Got Me Into First Mel Brooks Film (VIDEO)

    WASHINGTON -- With a little help from Carol Burnett, a new star from the hit TV show "Glee" and other top entertainers, political Washington is saluting five of the nation's top artists with the Kennedy Center Honors this weekend.


    Brooks, 83, said it's special to receive the honor during the Obama administration. He said he'll whisper something in the president's ear about the need for more federal funding for the arts.
    "I think when all my awards go to e-Bay, it will be the last," Brooks said of the Kennedy Center medallion. "That's how much I treasure it."


    Of Brooks, the President said:
    Unfortunately, many of the punch lines that have defined Mel Brooks' success cannot be repeated here. (Laughter.) I was telling him that I went to see Blazing Saddles -- (laughter) -- when I was 10. And he pointed out that I think, according to the ratings, I should not have been allowed in the theater. (Laughter.) That's true. I think I had a fake ID. (Laughter and applause.) But the statute of limitations has passed. (Laughter.)
    According to Hawaiian law, the knowing usage of a fake i.d. is a Class 1 misdemeanor. In effect, the President has admitted his guilt of a misdemeanor.

    According to Section 2, Article 4 of the United States Constitution: "The President, Vice President and all civil officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors."

    I DEMAND a full inquiry in Congress as to the President's whereabouts decades ago and a grand jury indictment and impeachment of the President of the United States IMMEDIATELY!

    Is this the first time the President has fooled people with his birth documentation?
     
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    Who the fuck cares?


    (Translation: get a life)
     
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    The fact that David thought he was serious is the best joke of all.
     
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    Um dood. The guy is screwing up this country. Who cares about this crap?

    The only way we can contain the damage is to stay focused on the real issues.

    This is B.S. Who really cares what he did in his distant past.
     
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    good lord....he's joking....he was 10 years old...yeah....he really had a fake id :cuckoo:
     
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    Come on...

    Really?

    Who cares?
     
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    Blazing Saddles came out in 1974. He was born in 1961. He wasn't ten.

    But, I don't really care if he had his age right or not - just a detail during light banter. NBD.
     
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    cool story bro
     
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    Tough crowd there Dave....:lol:... What.... Dave's not here
     
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    We'll laugh at your joke, David. Usually we just laugh at you, but this is actually a tiny bit funny.

    Group laugh everybody, for David's benefit: :lol:
     

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