Brain surgeons grateful to Ben Carson

[Luddly Neddite]

Ben Carson Shattering Stereotype About Brain Surgeons Being Smart

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Brain surgeons, long burdened with the onerous reputation of being among the smartest people in the world, are expressing relief that the Republican Presidential candidate Ben Carson is shattering that stereotype once and for all.


In interviews with brain surgeons across the country, the doctors revealed the enormous pressure they felt to live up to their profession’s inflated renown for intelligence before Carson entered the race.


“When people found out I was a brain surgeon they would always assume I was some kind of a genius,” said Harland Dorrinson, a neurosurgeon in Toledo, Ohio. “Now they are beginning to understand that you can know a lot about brain surgery and virtually nothing about anything else.”

See?

Y'all are wrong.

Carson is too good for something.

 

[Eaglewings]

Ben Carson is a very nice man, and as a surgeon he is brilliant.
He has said himself that he doesn't see himself as the president, and this outwardly shows .

 

[idb]

So...the Rocket Scientists win?