Boys Privates.. Girls interested

[Lumpy 1]

Boys Privates.. Girls interested

I got out of the shower this morning and noticed my 'member' (yes, I said 'member') hangs a bit to the right. I wonder if that means anything?

I have heard it because of a trauma you recieved, like being kicked in the balls.
I personally like it when they curve up!

Well there you go... consult with a professional...

 

[Luissa]

 

[Lumpy 1]

I'm getting a little tired of women using us as their sex toys, merely for their carnal pleasures, then throwing us away, as we age, for a younger version.

It's criminal I tell ya, we have so much more to offer...

( post written for comedic affect only)..

 

[Luissa]

YOu like it when we use you, admit it!

 

[Lumpy 1]

YOu like it when we use you, admit it!

I suppose.. if the inspiration is at an acceptable level and the effort sustained.

 

[Lumpy 1]

When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.

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Talk about fear mongering. They want you to wait "until you get married", not "never get married".

 

[Darkwind]

i thought you would all get a kick out of this article on abstinence, i suspect it's a little to late but what the heck.. It's funny.. Yet serious...

The 10 things girls should know about them

"take it from me, girls – there's no good reason to rush into s-e-x. That's why i hope these scientific facts help you choose abstinence, so you need never know the heartbreak of being trapped in a loveless marriage just because you drank too many margaritas one night and gave up your honey pot to a pushy young cokehead from a so-called 'good family.'" (laura bush)... ?

(sample)
#1 unlike your girly privates, which are internal, boy privates are external. God knew that nobody wanted to see all our lady mess, so he pushed everything up inside you. What in tarnation he was thinking when he came up with that nasty, dangling, squishy flesh on boys beats the heck out of me, but i suspect it was so it would be easier for him to keep an eye on what they're up to. Because trust me: That grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals.

boys' private parts: 10 things every girl should know about them - iron hymen - girls abstinence-only education coolness program

The best thing for abstinence is wedding cake!

Interestingly, the royal college of medicine did a study of why married women like chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that won ton spelled backward is not now.

lol

 

[Harry Dresden]

if i dont have sex on a regular basis.....my balls will burst....seriously.....i have a very rare condition.....the doc called it..."Cumblockinitosis"....very rare...

 

[Lumpy 1]

if i dont have sex on a regular basis.....my balls will burst....seriously.....i have a very rare condition.....the doc called it..."Cumblockinitosis"....very rare...

Does that excuse get much sympathy?...