Bloomberg Refused Second Slice of Pizza at Local Restaurant

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    If only this were true...

    Too fucking funny...


    Bloomberg Refused Second Slice of Pizza at Local Restaurant - The Daily Currant
     
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    lmao

    awesome
     
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    That was great. I saw it before. I'd have loved the pizza guy to bring Bloomberg a steaming bowl of plain thick oatmeal after he said he skipped breakfast.
     
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    This getting close to satire, though it could be fleshed out. We know it isn't true, but it makes a point while being funny.
     
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    I think some of the other titles are way more funny:

    Sarah Palin calls for Invasion of Czech Republic

    Anne Coulter refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot

    Bestiality Surges Hours After New Zealand Legalizes Gay Marriage

    Paul Krugman Declares Personal Bankruptcy (Remember when right wingers totally believed this?)
     
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    How about that Chinese river in Texas?
     
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    agreed. rw'ers even thought that a Repub candidate was a shoe-in for the 2012 Presidential election :rofl:
     
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    Or believing that Onion articles are true. You forgot that one. If you can't get them with a truth, smear them with a lie. We call that, "Republican Strategy 101". It's what they do when they have nothing else. And they have nothing else.
     

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