Blondes Explaining Easter

[jillian]

my dad emailed me this today. i got a giggle from it.

Blondes Explaining Easter

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they
could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.

The first blonde, an American, said "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give
thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and wouldn't let her in.

The second blonde, a Brit, said "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus's birth and exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he wouldn't let her in either.

The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and St.Peter said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus
was having a Passover feast with his disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans
arrested him. The Romans hung him on the cross and eventually he died. Then they buried him
in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... "

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out.
If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."

St. Peter fainted.

 

[strollingbones]

that was soooooooooooooooo bad

 

[jillian]

yeah, but it was funny.

 

[strollingbones]

hmmm well i will admit ....i will tell my husband who flat out loves blonde jokes

 

[Iridescence]

*lola* I am so offended... this mirrors a hate crime, surely.

 

[xsited1]

EZ gets no respect.

 

[jillian]

*lola* I am so offended... this mirrors a hate crime, surely.

can one blonde commit a hate crime against another?

 

[The Infidel]

 

[High_Gravity]

Blondes are hot.

 

[Iridescence]

<<<---- as wife of one *lola* and mother of four bein' a hottie is so not the compliment that just gaining wisdom while young and mobile enough to use it all is...

 

[syrenn]

ROTFLMFAO!



Good one jillian!

 

[jillian]

ROTFLMFAO!



Good one jillian!

glad you liked!