"Bisexual"

[KnobbyWalsh]

OK, I believe I wrote this one about 1997 or 1998, somewhere in there. A friend I grew up with and I for almost three decades or more wrote original and parody lyrics, and he'd engineer and sing them for our own amusements, and our friends (I was more fond of the totally original stuff we did when I played guitar and he sang). But anyway, we have zillions of these recordings laying around, though neither of us are really active in doing it anymore (he still writes some - I still play guitar for my own amusements).

But anyway, what I'm getting to is that with this debate raging on today about gay marriage and all, I thought I'd post this parody I did that is as relevant today as it was 15 years ago - during the Clinton Admin for godssake!!!!

Read along with the music - it's more fun since I can't upload the recording we did.

BISEXUAL
by Knobby Walsh - circa 1998 - written to Queen's "Bicycle"

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJDUnYyoRYU]Queen - Bicycle Race - YouTube[/ame]

Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I hate surprises
Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I hear your wife's a bisexual
I hear your wife is bi
I read somewhere we're all bisexual
It makes no difference who you like

It's a fact - you a dyke
Judas Priest! Judas Mike!
I'm in shock - hey man
Don't mind makin' the scene and I do mean hardcore!
You want James? You want Joyce?
Hey by God - Give me a choice!
Say your bored? I say Christ I don't believe Pat Robertson
He has not tried those lesbians
Anything for Jesus

Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
He won't deny he's
Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I know your type you're bisexual
You've been both groom and a bride
J. Edger Hoover was bisexual
But not trustworthy.........

Bisexual faces are coming your way
So forget all that Kennedy sex
Figure Rush Limbaugh is ranting today
Says this country is going to hell
The Robert Bork, Howard Stern, Show!!!!

Bi-sexual craze, Bi-sexual craze, Bi-sexual craze

Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I truly hate surprise
Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual, bisexual, bisexual race!

(When you hear the Wicked Witch bicycle bell, you know another hetrosexual has changed their minds, and gone the other way............ Oh me, oh my............ Only in America............)

I say loose - you say change
I say Bruce - You say Wayne
Top job
Oh man you've copped more feels than the president of our America!
I say come - you say free
Larry Wayne? Fine with me!
Kiss my ass - you say geez!
I don't want frekin double date with Bea Arthur/Barney Frank
And even Ben Hur's a well-known

Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I hate surprises
Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I hear your wife's a bisexual
I hear your wife is bi
I read somewhere we're all bisexual
It makes no difference who you like

 

[tinydancer]

OK, I believe I wrote this one about 1997 or 1998, somewhere in there. A friend I grew up with and I for almost three decades or more wrote original and parody lyrics, and he'd engineer and sing them for our own amusements, and our friends (I was more fond of the totally original stuff we did when I played guitar and he sang). But anyway, we have zillions of these recordings laying around, though neither of us are really active in doing it anymore (he still writes some - I still play guitar for my own amusements).

But anyway, what I'm getting to is that with this debate raging on today about gay marriage and all, I thought I'd post this parody I did that is as relevant today as it was 15 years ago - during the Clinton Admin for godssake!!!!

Read along with the music - it's more fun since I can't upload the recording we did.

BISEXUAL
by Knobby Walsh - circa 1998 - written to Queen's "Bicycle"

Queen - Bicycle Race - YouTube

Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I hate surprises
Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I hear your wife's a bisexual
I hear your wife is bi
I read somewhere we're all bisexual
It makes no difference who you like

It's a fact - you a dyke
Judas Priest! Judas Mike!
I'm in shock - hey man
Don't mind makin' the scene and I do mean hardcore!
You want James? You want Joyce?
Hey by God - Give me a choice!
Say your bored? I say Christ I don't believe Pat Robertson
He has not tried those lesbians
Anything for Jesus

Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
He won't deny he's
Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I know your type you're bisexual
You've been both groom and a bride
J. Edger Hoover was bisexual
But not trustworthy.........

Bisexual faces are coming your way
So forget all that Kennedy sex
Figure Rush Limbaugh is ranting today
Says this country is going to hell
The Robert Bork, Howard Stern, Show!!!!

Bi-sexual craze, Bi-sexual craze, Bi-sexual craze

Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I truly hate surprise
Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual, bisexual, bisexual race!

(When you hear the Wicked Witch bicycle bell, you know another hetrosexual has changed their minds, and gone the other way............ Oh me, oh my............ Only in America............)

I say loose - you say change
I say Bruce - You say Wayne
Top job
Oh man you've copped more feels than the president of our America!
I say come - you say free
Larry Wayne? Fine with me!
Kiss my ass - you say geez!
I don't want frekin double date with Bea Arthur/Barney Frank
And even Ben Hur's a well-known

Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I hate surprises
Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I hear your wife's a bisexual
I hear your wife is bi
I read somewhere we're all bisexual
It makes no difference who you like

I'm really impressed.

And before all my conservative friends stroke out here; you have to remember that I was in the music business for most of my life.

These are genius lyrics.

Knobby here is to you. Well done.

 

[jwoodie]

Bisexuality undermines the premise of genetic homosexuality.

 

[tinydancer]

Bisexuality undermines the premise of genetic homosexuality.

I'm thinking Freddie. Some are just built that way. Not trying to be a smart ass here.

 

[KnobbyWalsh]

OK, I believe I wrote this one about 1997 or 1998, somewhere in there. A friend I grew up with and I for almost three decades or more wrote original and parody lyrics, and he'd engineer and sing them for our own amusements, and our friends (I was more fond of the totally original stuff we did when I played guitar and he sang). But anyway, we have zillions of these recordings laying around, though neither of us are really active in doing it anymore (he still writes some - I still play guitar for my own amusements).

But anyway, what I'm getting to is that with this debate raging on today about gay marriage and all, I thought I'd post this parody I did that is as relevant today as it was 15 years ago - during the Clinton Admin for godssake!!!!

Read along with the music - it's more fun since I can't upload the recording we did.

BISEXUAL
by Knobby Walsh - circa 1998 - written to Queen's "Bicycle"

Queen - Bicycle Race - YouTube

Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I hate surprises
Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I hear your wife's a bisexual
I hear your wife is bi
I read somewhere we're all bisexual
It makes no difference who you like

It's a fact - you a dyke
Judas Priest! Judas Mike!
I'm in shock - hey man
Don't mind makin' the scene and I do mean hardcore!
You want James? You want Joyce?
Hey by God - Give me a choice!
Say your bored? I say Christ I don't believe Pat Robertson
He has not tried those lesbians
Anything for Jesus

Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
He won't deny he's
Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I know your type you're bisexual
You've been both groom and a bride
J. Edger Hoover was bisexual
But not trustworthy.........

Bisexual faces are coming your way
So forget all that Kennedy sex
Figure Rush Limbaugh is ranting today
Says this country is going to hell
The Robert Bork, Howard Stern, Show!!!!

Bi-sexual craze, Bi-sexual craze, Bi-sexual craze

Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I truly hate surprise
Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual, bisexual, bisexual race!

(When you hear the Wicked Witch bicycle bell, you know another hetrosexual has changed their minds, and gone the other way............ Oh me, oh my............ Only in America............)

I say loose - you say change
I say Bruce - You say Wayne
Top job
Oh man you've copped more feels than the president of our America!
I say come - you say free
Larry Wayne? Fine with me!
Kiss my ass - you say geez!
I don't want frekin double date with Bea Arthur/Barney Frank
And even Ben Hur's a well-known

Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I hate surprises
Bisexual, bisexual, bisexual
I hear your wife's a bisexual
I hear your wife is bi
I read somewhere we're all bisexual
It makes no difference who you like

I'm really impressed.

And before all my conservative friends stroke out here; you have to remember that I was in the music business for most of my life.

These are genius lyrics.

Knobby here is to you. Well done.

Well, my partner was MUCH better than I at turning a lyric and I learned a lot from him. We did do some "serious" stuff here and there, but it was mostly for fun and laughs. We never really considered the "business" end. I jam with some bands occasionally, for fun only. Thanks Dancer. And thanks Queen! hahahahahaahahah