Ban all fun

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  1. Skull Pilot
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    Well folks the loony lefties want to ban grills in public parks.

    Brooklyn Association Wants To Ban BBQs In Parks - WPIX

    No more fond memories of a 4th of July picnic at the lake feasting on grilled burgers and hot dogs because the moonbat brigade has declared grills a health hazard.

    So I propose we just ban all fun. Why not do it now and save us the piecemeal attempt to suck all the fun out of life. Just get it over with in one fell legislative swoop.
     
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    Millions die every year because of grilling. It's an outrage.





    *Snickers*
     
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    Your post is incomplete. Here's the full version:

    Ban All Fun and Tax Whatever's Left.
     
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    Democrats: the party of no fun.
     
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    One doesn't grill a Snickers Bar! They are much better Deep Fat Fried.
     
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    Banning grills is racist.
     
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    Those are next on the ban list.
     
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    Because we care about rednecks and they do stupid things with grills. It's all fun until a redneck tries to light his grill with jet fuel.
     
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    We're all going to die someday.

    What's their plan for that?
     
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    Deep Fried Snickers kill more innocent Americans than grilling. Why do you hate America, boe?
     

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