Well folks the loony lefties want to ban grills in public parks. Brooklyn Association Wants To Ban BBQs In Parks - WPIX No more fond memories of a 4th of July picnic at the lake feasting on grilled burgers and hot dogs because the moonbat brigade has declared grills a health hazard. So I propose we just ban all fun. Why not do it now and save us the piecemeal attempt to suck all the fun out of life. Just get it over with in one fell legislative swoop.