Boss
Take a Memo:
It sounds like a classic 50s sci-fi movie, but we are currently experiencing the movie in first hand reality. Our planet has been invaded. Nearly half of our population is inflicted with a mysterious virus which leads to delusions of utopianism. Once these delusions set in there is no hope for a cure, the patient becomes zombified.
In their zombie state, they prey on the living. Destroying dreams and ambitions, destroying the very fiber of freedom itself. Nothing can stop them, they seem to be growing in numbers as the days pass by. The mindless parade of zombies continue to feed on freedom and hunger for more as they repeat the monotone chants... wealth disparity... greedy rich... more government!
We've tried reasoning with the zombies but it doesn't work. Their minds have been destroyed by the virus and replaced with only thoughts of utopian dreams that will never be realized. By destroying civilization and humanity, the zombies foolishly hope to establish a utopian world where all is perfection and everything is fair. So far, there is no known way to kill the zombies. The best we can do at this point is to repel them, avoid their traps and hope humanity and civilization can find a way to triumph.
Crosses seem to work well at repelling the zombies, they don't particularly like Biblical passages or religious talk of any kind, it usually is enough to send them away reeling in agony if you are being attacked. Mirrors are also effective, they can't stand to see their own reflections. Scientists are experimenting with low doses of Sarah Palin, Mark Levin and Ted Cruz, but the use of these elements are cautioned because they all seem to attract the zombies and make them agitated. Still, they can be effective as a distraction when trying to escape a zombie attack.
Whatever you do, be on constant lookout for their traps. The zombies are notorious for setting them all over the place and you have to be on your toes or they will capture you. These traps are usually spotted where you find an abundance of liberal memes. They lure you in emotionally by appealing to your heart and convincing you they intend no harm.
Here's to hoping this turns out like the 50s sci-fi thriller and Good is victorious over Evil.
In their zombie state, they prey on the living. Destroying dreams and ambitions, destroying the very fiber of freedom itself. Nothing can stop them, they seem to be growing in numbers as the days pass by. The mindless parade of zombies continue to feed on freedom and hunger for more as they repeat the monotone chants... wealth disparity... greedy rich... more government!
We've tried reasoning with the zombies but it doesn't work. Their minds have been destroyed by the virus and replaced with only thoughts of utopian dreams that will never be realized. By destroying civilization and humanity, the zombies foolishly hope to establish a utopian world where all is perfection and everything is fair. So far, there is no known way to kill the zombies. The best we can do at this point is to repel them, avoid their traps and hope humanity and civilization can find a way to triumph.
Crosses seem to work well at repelling the zombies, they don't particularly like Biblical passages or religious talk of any kind, it usually is enough to send them away reeling in agony if you are being attacked. Mirrors are also effective, they can't stand to see their own reflections. Scientists are experimenting with low doses of Sarah Palin, Mark Levin and Ted Cruz, but the use of these elements are cautioned because they all seem to attract the zombies and make them agitated. Still, they can be effective as a distraction when trying to escape a zombie attack.
Whatever you do, be on constant lookout for their traps. The zombies are notorious for setting them all over the place and you have to be on your toes or they will capture you. These traps are usually spotted where you find an abundance of liberal memes. They lure you in emotionally by appealing to your heart and convincing you they intend no harm.
Here's to hoping this turns out like the 50s sci-fi thriller and Good is victorious over Evil.
