Are you cold or just happy to see me?

[chanel]

Trendy English retailer Selfridges' "nipple enhancers" have an alluring product description promising that "the natural look is back." Men love a bit of silicone. But what would you think if one of these fell off during a groping session?

Not exactly sexy then, are they? Still, Selfridges claims that the "Body Perks nipple enhancers are the latest fashion accessory for your breasts," and I reckon they'd work just fine on manboobs too. Someone should send this woman a freebie pair. Only £9.95 / $14. [Selfridges via FabSugarUK]

Lordy lordy. How many women have tried to hide those things for years? This could really hurt band aid sales.

 

[Skull Pilot]

Missile tits

 

[strollingbones]

in the dark one could be swallowed....man chokes to death on fake nipple....

 

[strollingbones]

i really hate to admit this...da man hangs out in the freezer section of the grocery....i swear.....

i would buy two sets of these and put a third nipple on....just for mal and giggles