Anyone here in the porn industry?

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Specifically in acting?

I've been offered a few roles in movies and I wanted to discuss some stuff about salary and benefits.

I'm looking at roles in Shawshaft Erection, Schindler's Fist, and Buttfucking Slutfuckers 3.

I turned down a role in Willie Wanker and the Chocolate Factory because there was too much scat-play.
 
Chanel #69 was my first role

Coco is a HoHo didn't do as well.

Taking applications for my third film. Interested Dr Wanker? I see you have experience.

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Yes,I used to be quite big once upon a time.You may remember me in such classics as 'Roomy does small town America' or 'Roomy shafts New York'.
 
I worked as a fluff girl but when I realized nobody would give me meatier roles, or take me seriously as an actress, I took a job at Hooter's.
 
I worked as a fluff girl but when I realized nobody would give me meatier roles, or take me seriously as an actress, I took a job at Hooter's.

You know I didn't even know what a "fluffer" was until someone on here explained it.

Man I love the internet!
 
I worked as a fluff girl but when I realized nobody would give me meatier roles, or take me seriously as an actress, I took a job at Hooter's.

I am intrigued, how the hell do you know whay a fluff girl is?
 
Because I worked in porn industry, silly!

BTW, the money is better at Hooters. You get paid in coke as a fluff girl. Since I didn't do coke, I sold it to the actors, and still had to hook nights to pay the rent. Those porn producers are cheap fucks.
 
I was the director of that film, "Conservative Girls Gone Wild!" It would of won Picture of the Year too if it hadn't been that Michael Moore movie starring Samuel L. Jackson!

Sadly I just walked home with "Best New Director" and "Director of the Year" awards. Oh, plus that huge check. :(
 
Since I didn't do coke, I kept falling asleep on my johns, so I wasn't a raging success as a hooker, either.
 
I know Seka intimately.

Mary Millington used to be my girlfriend.:cool:
 
I really did meet Ron Jermany when he was at TGI Fridays.

All the guys I worked with knew who he was, I had no idea.

He is one big ugly mofo. :eek:
 
Specifically in acting?

I've been offered a few roles in movies and I wanted to discuss some stuff about salary and benefits.

I'm looking at roles in Shawshaft Erection, Schindler's Fist, and Buttfucking Slutfuckers 3.

I turned down a role in Willie Wanker and the Chocolate Factory because there was too much scat-play.

Let's hope they don't pay by the inch then. :eusa_whistle:
 
I worked as a fluff girl but when I realized nobody would give me meatier roles, or take me seriously as an actress, I took a job at Hooter's.

You know I didn't even know what a "fluffer" was until someone on here explained it.

Man I love the internet!

Do I want to admit I don't know, and more importantly, do I want to ask?
 
I worked as a fluff girl but when I realized nobody would give me meatier roles, or take me seriously as an actress, I took a job at Hooter's.

You know I didn't even know what a "fluffer" was until someone on here explained it.

Man I love the internet!

Do I want to admit I don't know, and more importantly, do I want to ask?

I think you don't want to know.


Or you may want to know.


But I'm guessing you don't.


But maybe you do.


I don't know. :confused:
 
I really did meet Ron Jermany when he was at TGI Fridays.

All the guys I worked with knew who he was, I had no idea.

He is one big ugly mofo. :eek:

I have heard of Ron Jeremy, he used to suck his own cock a lotin movies.What did Ron Jermany do?
 

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