'Anus-eating' virus that kills 30% of people is spreading

[RhodyPatriot]

I thought it was going to be some sort of homosexual voodoo.

But, supposedly, it's a fire of unknown origin.

A mystery flesh-eating disease that kills around 30% of people who become infected is spreading rapidly around Japan.

In the first two months of 2024, some 378 cases of streptococcal toxic shock syndrome (STSS) were detected in the country. Last year it is believed there were 941 cases, which has caused concern that this year is set to surpass that number by some distance.

STSS is caused by a more severe form of the bacteria that causes Streptococcal A, the strep A throat infection common in children.

Experts have admitted that they currently do not know why the number of cases has risen so much so far this year, which commentators note has "made people sit up and notice"

What is so concerning about this particular spate, however, is that experts have admitted that they are currently none the wiser about what it is that’s causing it. A National Institute of Infectious Diseases (NIID) spokesperson said: “There are still many unknown factors regarding forms of streptococcus with a severe and sudden onset. We are not at the stage where we can explain them”.

Mystery 'flesh-eating' virus kills 30% of people is spreading through Japan

Experts have admitted that they currently do not know why the number of cases has risen so much so far this year, which commentators note has "made people sit up and notice"

www.dailystar.co.uk

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Butt Munch".

Sorry.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

But, supposedly, it's a fire of unknown origin.

Good god. Fantastic Blue Oyster Cult reference.
Shit Winds indeed.

 

[Unkotare]

That sounds like a real pain in the ass!

 

[Moonglow]

That sounds like a real pain in the ass!

Don't worry you can lick it.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

That sounds like a real pain in the ass!

You speaking from experience?

 

[The Duke]

Don't worry you can lick it.

That's awful! But I LOL'ed.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

That's awful! But I LOL'ed.

You shouldn't.

He meant it.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

It has been known to devastate entire planets.



Just look what it did to Uranus.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

It has been known to devastate entire planets.



Just look what it did to Uranus.

Complex, yet subtle.

Nuanced, yet based.

Yessir - I like it.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

Don't worry you can lick it.

 

[Calypso Jones]

Oh I think they know whats causing it.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Don't worry you can lick it.

I dated Connie, but never considered Anah.

The Lingus girls were both wild ones. though.

 

[1srelluc]

Here's hoping the dem contingent of the US Congress and WH takes a "fact-finding" tour of Japan.

Blah, who am I kidding, once the dems find out something eats assholes all flights from Japan will be stopped and ships quarantined in a hot hurry.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

I dated Connie, but never considered Anah.

The Lingus girls were both wild ones. though.

 

[The Duke]

Good god. Fantastic Blue Oyster Cult reference.
Shit Winds indeed.
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Leahy!

 

[mudwhistle]

I thought it was going to be some sort of homosexual voodoo.

But, supposedly, it's a fire of unknown origin.

Mystery 'flesh-eating' virus kills 30% of people is spreading through Japan

Experts have admitted that they currently do not know why the number of cases has risen so much so far this year, which commentators note has "made people sit up and notice"

www.dailystar.co.uk

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Butt Munch".

Sorry.

Does it effect the anus or just people who eat anus?

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Does it effect the anus or just people who eat anus?

Reportedly, it's particularly deleterious pertaining specifically to mud whistles.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

I thought it was going to be some sort of homosexual voodoo.

But, supposedly, it's a fire of unknown origin.

Mystery 'flesh-eating' virus kills 30% of people is spreading through Japan

Experts have admitted that they currently do not know why the number of cases has risen so much so far this year, which commentators note has "made people sit up and notice"

www.dailystar.co.uk

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Butt Munch".

Sorry.

I still can't believe that this was actually said by someone and then published:
“There’s no doubt that something has happened in Japan. It’s made people sit up and notice.”

 

[mudwhistle]

Reportedly, it's particularly deleterious pertaining specifically to mud whistles.

Do you have to have your salad tossed to get it?

 

[Lord-Humungus]

I wonder what the Venn diagram of people Eating Ass and Tide Pods are