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I just wanted to make this thread 100.. silly really.. but when you get to know me, it all makes sense...
I just wanted to make this thread 100.. silly really.. but when you get to know me, it all makes sense...
Makes sense to me.
However, if any of you guys really want to understand women and/or understand why the woman in your life may be a bit cranky, can I encourage you to volunteer for the next "Survivor" series?
It will go something like this (origin unknown or I would properly credit it):
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Twenty married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six week..
Each kid will play two sports and take either music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook three nutritious meals a day plus prepare appropriate nutrious snacks,
do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
In addition,
each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside, and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn themselves with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished,
and eyebrows groomed
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, head aches, have extreme, unexplained mood swings, but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings
and get the kids to church,
and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning,
feed them,
dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair
by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday,
height,
weight,
shoe size,
clothes size,
doctor's name,
the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear,
names of their best friends,
and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
Ok, you leave the seat up or down?
My wife has fluffy girl stuff on the lid so the seat just falls down....
Hate that stuff, gotta use one hand to keep the lid up all the time. I cut the strings once and told my wife i was cleaning the toilet and the strings broke. She knew better.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house!