Ancient Biblical Covers of Modern Songs

[BluePhantom]

So my wife was thinking of what modern songs the ancient prophets and Biblical characters might have written. So far we have:

King David's hit "I Write the Psalms"

Daniel's chart topper "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

Jesus' mega-hit "Please Release Me"

Peter and Silas' duet "Back on the Chain Gang"

Jacob's lament "Torn Between Two Lovers"

King David's "Dancing with Myself"

King Solomon's "I Like to Have Women I've Never Had"

and Lazarus's triumphant "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"

Can anyone think of some good ones?

 

[BluePhantom]

Lot's daughters singing "Why Don't We get Drunk and Screw"

 

[TrinityPower]

Stephen's "Stoned In Love" That one is just not right lol

The Jewish nations rendition of "I Fought The Law"

 

[TrinityPower]

Paul's conversion hit "Blinded By the Light"

Noah's classic "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"

Adam's old tune "I Am My Own Grandpa"

The fish who paid Jesus and Peter's taxes "Pennies From Heaven"

John of Patmos hit "Write This Down"