Ancestors of Modern Liberals Discovered In Africa

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Discovered inside a darkened cave in Africa, the science community is all aflutter over the skeletal remains of what appears to be the ancestors of modern Liberals. From the size of the cranial cavities, scientists have determined that the brains of these Liberal ancestors were all of two inches long. This baffled the scientific community who had been at a loss to explain why the brains of modern Liberals are less than one-half the size of their ancestors. It was soon agreed that with the drug abuse, AIDS, incest, same-sex relationships, victim mindset, insecurity and fear that is prevalent within the modern Liberal community, the stymied development of the brains of modern Liberals should have been anticipated.