An Oldie

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    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices
    an attractive woman waving at him.
    She says hello.
    He's rather taken aback because
    he can't place where he knows her from.
    So he says, 'Do you know me?'
    To which she replies,
    'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
    Now his mind travels back to the only time
    he had ever been unfaithful to his wife; and says,
    'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
    that I made love to on the pool table,
    with all my buddies watching, while
    your partner whipped my butt with wet celery !?'
    She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
    'No, you asshole, I'm your son's teacher'!
     
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    Ooh that's a good one. Serves him right.
     

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