America's Oldest Veteran Celebrates 109th Birthday With Cigars And Burgers

[Statistikhengst]

Distractify America s Oldest Veteran Celebrates 109th Birthday With Cigars And Burgers

"How do you celebrate turning 109 years old? When you spent your prime years fighting the Axis, the only real way to celebrate is with cigars, burgers and milkshakes."


Mr. Overton turns 109 on May 11th.

He was born when TEDDY ROOSEVELT was President of the United States, in 1906.


Damn! Wow.


His nickname is "Mighty Fine" and the coming party is called "Might Fine and 109!"


Also being reported here:

America s oldest vet is turning 109. He celebrated with cigars and burgers. - The Washington Post

 

[westwall]

Good for him! He looks pretty damned good for being that old!

 

[Statistikhengst]

Good for him! He looks pretty damned good for being that old!

Yepp, he's doin "mighty fine!"

(I should be doing that well at 109)


...I sense a Limerick coming on...

Hey, emilynghiem Impenitent BluePhantom

Take it away!!!

 

[Zander]

Awesome way to spend the day!

Lesson = enjoy life

 

[Ernie S.]

Happy Birthday, Sgt. Overton.

 

[Statistikhengst]

We ought to send the guy a 109th birthday card from USMB.

cereal_killer - I mean this quite seriously.

Can someone from USMB send that 109 year old guy a card?!?

Send it to

"Mighty Fine"

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Sweet!! Hope he makes 110 and beyond.

 

[jknowgood]

Good for him!

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I never would have guessed his age from just looking at him.

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly

P.S. I thank him for his service too!

 

[Impenitent]

"Mighty Fine"

When Richard Overton turned 109
He celebrated by marrying a young girl in her prime

She didn't expect any wifely duties, he should be half dead,
So she retired early to her own bed

But Richard knew he could
And he fucked her good
And he fucked her mighty fine
Even though he was 109

Richard returned to the party, he still being hale and hearty
And he smoked his cigars and drank his beer

And it became clear he could
Go in and fuck her good
So he fucked her mighty fine
Even though he was 109

Richard went back to the party, he still being hale and hearty
And he smoked his cigars and drank his beer

Then to his bride, he did appear
He said to her, I'm going to fuck you dear
And I'm going to fuck you mighty fine
Even though I'm 109

And his bride, besides being complete satisfied, said,
Richard, I'm so amazed!
We've made love 3 times, so very fine, even though you're 109!

"I've been in here before?"

 

[emilynghiem]

Good for him! He looks pretty damned good for being that old!

Yepp, he's doin "mighty fine!"
(I should be doing that well at 109)
...I sense a Limerick coming on...
Hey, emilynghiem Impenitent BluePhantom

Take it away!!!

Statistikhengst Impenitent BluePhantom

The oldest war Vet Mighty Fine
Told the Press when he turned 109:
"I'm too young for retiring
With my pistons still firing.
Maybe next year, when I'm past my prime!"