Americanisms

[Tommy Tainant]

Just watching a show called Big Bang Theory and I have a question.

One of the characters referred to "second base" in a clearly lustful way.

What is second base and what are the other bases ?

You can use pictures if it helps.

 

[aaronleland]

Second base is when you tongue her turd tunnel and fish for a log.

 

[MaryL]

You understand the words "Foreplay", mate? They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But then they say the pen is mightier than the sword. Take your pick of aphorisms.

 

[Auld Phart]

Just watching a show called Big Bang Theory and I have a question.

One of the characters referred to "second base" in a clearly lustful way.

What is second base and what are the other bases ?

You can use pictures if it helps.

first base= kissing
second base=caressing
third base=oral sex
home=all the way

 

[Granny]

Just watching a show called Big Bang Theory and I have a question.

One of the characters referred to "second base" in a clearly lustful way.

What is second base and what are the other bases ?

You can use pictures if it helps.

first base= kissing
second base=caressing
third base=oral sex
home=all the way

LOL! And you managed to do it without pictures!

 

[Auld Phart]

Just watching a show called Big Bang Theory and I have a question.

One of the characters referred to "second base" in a clearly lustful way.

What is second base and what are the other bases ?

You can use pictures if it helps.

first base= kissing
second base=caressing
third base=oral sex
home=all the way

LOL! And you managed to do it without pictures!

Didn't want Timmy to get over excited at third base

 

[MaryL]

Just watching a show called Big Bang Theory and I have a question.

One of the characters referred to "second base" in a clearly lustful way.

What is second base and what are the other bases ?

You can use pictures if it helps.

first base= kissing
second base=caressing
third base=oral sex
home=all the way

LOL! And you managed to do it without pictures!

Didn't want Timmy to get over excited at third base

Males need pictures, diagrams and all the help then can get. Because they NEED visual stimulation of their tiny primitive cerebral cortex they where born with.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Right , that makes sense now.

Most girls over here have a tarrif.

You are more likely to hit third a little while after home in my experience. Rarely before.

You people must be degenerates.

 

[Granny]

Right , that makes sense now.

Most girls over here have a tarrif.

You are more likely to hit third a little while after home in my experience. Rarely before.

You people must be degenerates.

You Brits pay a sex tax? Now I understand why we had a tea party in Boston Harbor ... too much excessive taxation.

 

[MaryL]

Right , that makes sense now.

Most girls over here have a tarrif.

You are more likely to hit third a little while after home in my experience. Rarely before.

You people must be degenerates.

Right. Wankers can't be choosers.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Right , that makes sense now.

Most girls over here have a tarrif.

You are more likely to hit third a little while after home in my experience. Rarely before.

You people must be degenerates.

You Brits pay a sex tax? Now I understand why we had a tea party in Boston Harbor ... too much excessive taxation.

Ah no, what I mean is that they set limits to what they will put up with at certain points of the relationship. If that makes sense.
Sex is the only recreational activity to not be taxed to my knowledge.

 

[Granny]

Well, you have to understand we speak American English over here - and here a tariff is a tax. Women in America also have limits on what they will or will not go along with. Some females are ... well ... dumber than others, but many of the old timers like myself kept to the "virgin until married" principle because we didn't want to have bad reputations. Today ... it doesn't seem to matter much.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Well, you have to understand we speak American English over here - and here a tariff is a tax. Women in America also have limits on what they will or will not go along with. Some females are ... well ... dumber than others, but many of the old timers like myself kept to the "virgin until married" principle because we didn't want to have bad reputations. Today ... it doesn't seem to matter much.

Different cultures. Over here a blow job pretty much seals the deal.You aint NOT getting wed after that.

 

[gipper]

Right , that makes sense now.

Most girls over here have a tarrif.

You are more likely to hit third a little while after home in my experience. Rarely before.

You people must be degenerates.

You Brits pay a sex tax? Now I understand why we had a tea party in Boston Harbor ... too much excessive taxation.

Limey's don't have sex...it is too dirty and undignified for them....that is why they are dying as a nation and must import lots of third worlders.

 

[blastoff]

These were the bases my high school peers discussed (bragged/lied about) in the locker room or wherever.

First base = kissing
Second base = boobs
Third base = the forbidden zone of the crotch
Home = penetration (generally in those days about a 6 to 20-second endeavor)