American opinions on Canada

[Jimmyeatworld]

Population:

Houston
2,752,636

Dallas
1,314,349

BUT...Houston, we have a problem.

Superbowls:

Dallas 8
Houston 0

Superbowl wins:
Dallas 5
Houston Yep, 0

Cleanest cities in America ranking (out of a possible 50 points):

Dallas 24.71
Houston 19.14

Colleges, universities and professional schools:

Dallas 27
Houston 18

Golf Courses:

Dallas 95
Houston 75

Libraries:

Dallas 115
Houston 109

Museums:

Dallas 9
Houston 5

Auto insurance premiums:

Dallas $813
Houston $813

(Hey! A tie!)

Plus, Dallas has had it's own TV show, a Stanley Cup, and more topless bars per square mile than any city in America (unofficial). And we killed a president. So watch it, buddy!

*Not living in Dallas, but born there.

 

[5stringJeff]

*Not living in Dallas, but born there.

I was gonna post some crime stats about Dallas, but when it all comes down to it, we're both native Texans!

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

I was gonna post some crime stats about Dallas, but when it all comes down to it, we're both native Texans!

Got that right.

Need a little Texas flag, but that'll work.

*Edit: Hey, one good thing about Houston: It's farther from Oklahoma.

 

[5stringJeff]

Got that right.

Need a little Texas flag, but that'll work.

*Edit: Hey, one good thing about Houston: It's farther from Oklahoma.

Ha! My aunt and uncle live in Tulsa... it's horrible up there!