Al Gores"Global Warming Initiative"Cancelled This Week. No Reason Given.

[TheSeventhTiger]

From reliable sources in Chicago and New York, The three "Global Warming Press Conferences" scheduled to be held in Orlando, Boston and Washington D.C. were cancelled for reasons unknown. Al Gore and his closest associates were to discuss the effects on how global warming is causing "Above Average Temperatures" throughout the United States this winter season. Another topic that was to be deciphered was how global warming caused the recent meteor crashing into Russia.

At this time, Al Gores whereabouts are still unknown. Rumor has it he is residing in one of his homes in Sarasota or Boca Raton Florida.

 

[Rozman]

How the fuck does this so called climate change cause a an asteriod or meteorite to come near
Earth....

WTF?

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

ok, you all know Im just kidding, but what the heck, lets have some fun with it! god, its freezing even here in Florida,,,where is al gore !!!!

 

[Katzndogz]

How the fuck does this so called climate change cause a an asteriod or meteorite to come near
Earth....

WTF?

That's why they need a conference to discuss ways of making people believe that it does. CNN already believes it.

How did the tsunami in Indonesia become a storm caused by global warming? How did an ice storm become a warm weather hurricane named Sandy? The true believers need a way of explaining it to an thorougly ignorance population.

 

[UKRider]

The weather is the reason. It's not doing what they want.

 

[Redfish]

funny, nothing but crickets from the resident libs on this one.

Guess they are all snowed in. Bunch of morons!

 

[Bigfoot]

Al Gorzerra isn't getting much cooperation from the weather.

 

[Charles_Main]

funny, nothing but crickets from the resident libs on this one.

Guess they are all snowed in. Bunch of morons!

Not that I disagree with your assessment of them as a group, But why would they respond on this thread? It's a joke.

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

I can just picture all these reporters wearing their snorkel/eskimo jackets heading into the press conference with all of their questions. and Al Gore heads to the podium wearing gloves, winter coat, and a bottle of Poland Springs water.

 

[AmericanFirst]

From reliable sources in Chicago and New York, The three "Global Warming Press Conferences" scheduled to be held in Orlando, Boston and Washington D.C. were cancelled for reasons unknown. Al Gore and his closest associates were to discuss the effects on how global warming is causing "Above Average Temperatures" throughout the United States this winter season. Another topic that was to be deciphered was how global warming caused the recent meteor crashing into Russia.

At this time, Al Gores whereabouts are still unknown. Rumor has it he is residing in one of his homes in Sarasota or Boca Raton Florida.

Maybe he is tired of lying.

 

[UKRider]

I can just picture all these reporters wearing their snorkel/eskimo jackets heading into the press conference with all of their questions. and Al Gore heads to the podium wearing gloves, winter coat, and a bottle of Poland Springs water.

And a lot of bank accounts.

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

maybe in the spring , al gore will hold a press conference regarding how John Kerry should be allowed to keep the 23/28? billion he is selling his ketchup enterprise to. gee, u have to wonder if Obama will demand he pays his fair share of 62% of the 28 billion?

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

How the fuck does this so called climate change cause a an asteriod or meteorite to come near
Earth....

WTF?

who knows, next year, the upcoming volcano in Yosemite will be blamed on Bush (assuming it still blows every 642,000 years.)

 

[blackhawk]

Al Gore now has 500 million reasons not to care about global warming anymore.

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

Al Gore now has 500 million reasons not to care about global warming anymore.

the caymen islands must love Al Gore

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

al gore has 500 million? that's too much money !! why aren't liberals screaming to take it from him ???

 

[LeftofLeft]

Al Gore sold his media outlet to the ultimate Big Oil......the funders of Al Jezeera. What we learned about Al Gore is that he is not anti oil but he is anti-US Oil. Clearly, everyone can see that both Gore and Mid East Big Oil have the same goal: Push climate change to insure that US Oil fails.

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

I am beginning to wonder if Al gore is really from planet Uranus.

 

[Rozman]

Maybe they heard there was a chance of rain!