African country set to make breaking wind a crime

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    The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'

    But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.

    Read more: African country set to make breaking wind a crime | Mail Online
     
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    But of course they'll still be allowed to fuck monkeys. :thup:
     
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    I never heard anyone farting over there? I guess cuz day all B way up in dem trees.
     
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    As if this legislation wasn't dumb enough--what about body odor?

    How many people in a third-world country have access to and use deodorant?
     
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    I think that they should make miscarriages a crime.
     
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    How are they going to prove who did it?

    By July there will be a TV pilot, The Fart Squad.
     
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    He who smelt it, dealt it.
     
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