A Sex Life Like a Ferrari!

[George Costanza]

Two older guys are talking about sex.

OG1: "My sex life is like a Ferrari."

OG2: "Really? How so?"

OG1: "I don't have a Ferrari."

 

[Foxfyre]

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say to defend herself. “Well, Your Honor,” she replied coolly. “I figured that at 92, if he could make love to another woman, he could fly!”

 

[Wry Catcher]

Once upon a time a worm began to cross the rail road track. As he was almost over the last rail the train came alone and cut off his tail.
So disturbed was he, he turned around to find his tail when another train came along and cut off his head.

The moral of this story is clear: Don't lose your head over a piece of tail.

 

[mightydog]

Once upon a time a worm began to cross the rail road track. As he was almost over the last rail the train came alone and cut off his tail.
So disturbed was he, he turned around to find his tail when another train came along and cut off his head.

The moral of this story is clear: Don't lose your head over a piece of tail.

Rearrange the letters in Ann Coulter and it spells...NOREALCUNT

 

[High_Gravity]

lol

 

[Mr Natural]

A guy comes home with a beautiful bouquet of flowers for his wife. The wife says, "I suppose I'll have to spread my legs now." The guy says "Why, don't we have vase?"


(Rimshot)