A Naughty little poem

Discussion in 'Writing' started by janeeng, Sep 3, 2003.

  1. janeeng

    janeeng Guest

    She whispered "will it hurt me?"
    "Of course not" answered he
    "It's a very simple process,
    You can rely on me."

    She said "I'm very frightened,
    I've not had this before.
    My friend has had it five times
    And said it can be sore."

    It was growing rather painful
    Tears formed in her eyes
    It was hurting quite a bit now
    It must have been a size.

    "Calm yourself" he whispered
    "His face filled with a grin
    "Try and open wider
    So I can get it in."

    "It's coming now" he whispered
    "I know" she cried in bliss
    Feeling it deep within her now
    She said "I am glad I'm having this."

    And with a final effort
    She gave a frightened shout
    He gripped it in anguish
    And quickly pulled it out.

    She lay back quite contended
    Sighed and gave a smile
    She said "I'm glad I came now
    You made it worth my while."

    Now if you read this carefully
    The dentist you will find
    Is not what you imagined
    It's just your dirty mind!!

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