A homeless man's funeral

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Where ever I go, there I am.
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral
director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no
family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in
the Kentucky back country.


As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a
typical man, I didn't stop for directions.


I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently
gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers
and crew left and they were eating lunch.


I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the
side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in
place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play. The workers
put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my
heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.


I played like I've never played before for this homeless man. And as
I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept,
we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and
started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.


As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I
never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic
tanks for twenty years."


Apparently I'm still lost.... it's a man thing
 
Its kind of right on the point.

So many now hate their fellow human beings and treat them like the contents of a septic tank.
 
It was funny to some extent but it also made me sad.

I was actually buying it for a minute and then with the punch line I was tossed right back into how uncaring people are for each other in this country.
 
Its kind of right on the point.

So many now hate their fellow human beings and treat them like the contents of a septic tank.

Ah, lighten up Francis!

TruthDon'tMatter is so focused on her hatred of anyone who doesn't march lockstep with her ridiculous political 'opinions' (which are received via the left wing media and require no actual thought from her own limited intellect) that even a joke is an opportunity to create yet more hatred.

She's full of shit... much like that poor, lonely, septic tank that she mourns over. :lol:
 

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