A day in the life

guno

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Joe gets up at 6:00 am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised.

All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. Joeā€™s bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joeā€™s employer pays these standards because Joeā€™s employer doesnā€™t want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed heā€™ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didnā€™t think he should loose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

Its noon time, Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. Joeā€™s deposit is federally insured by the FDIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joeā€™s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his life-time.

Joe is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dads; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didnā€™t want to make rural loans. The house didnā€™t have electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didnā€™t belong and demanded rural electrification. (Those rural Republicanā€™s would still be sitting in the dark)

He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldnā€™t have to. After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home.

He turns on a radio talk show, the hostā€™s keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. (He doesnā€™t tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day) Joe agrees, "We donā€™t need those big government liberals ruining our lives; after all, Iā€™m a self made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have".
 
And if Joe was able to save the money the government took from him for his working career he'd have been able to retire wealthy and have something to leave to his family
 
Needs to be posted from time to time

Joe gets up at 6:00 am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised.

All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. Joeā€™s bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joeā€™s employer pays these standards because Joeā€™s employer doesnā€™t want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed heā€™ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didnā€™t think he should loose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

Its noon time, Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. Joeā€™s deposit is federally insured by the FDIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joeā€™s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his life-time.

Joe is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dads; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didnā€™t want to make rural loans. The house didnā€™t have electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didnā€™t belong and demanded rural electrification. (Those rural Republicanā€™s would still be sitting in the dark)

He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldnā€™t have to. After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home.

He turns on a radio talk show, the hostā€™s keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. (He doesnā€™t tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day) Joe agrees, "We donā€™t need those big government liberals ruining our lives; after all, Iā€™m a self made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have".
Hey, you left out the part about the private individual who came up with a product to manufacture and who invested his time and energy and money to this idea, thereby resulting in a job for Joe. Joe is lucky to have this job because once his employer's business became successful the federal government stepped in and started bleeding it dry with income taxes, payroll taxes, regulatory fees, compliance costs, contributions to group healthcare plans, etc... At some point Joe may have to be let go because now the federal government is threatening to increase the minimum wage.

Joe will then have to go on public assistance. It is great that our leftist swine politicians provide for such a plan. Well, actually they do not. The tax payers are the ones who provide for it. And not even all of the taxpayers pay for it, just the half of the population who actually pay taxes, and even some of those pay merely a pittance. Maybe Joe can go live with dad and get onto that quasi-welfare level lifestyle of Social Security. Dad could have been much better off if he was allowed to keep his SS contributions over the years and put it into a private portfolio. But the leftist swine knew what was best for him - keep the poor old guy barely holding on so that he could be coerced to vote Dem due to leftist fear tactics. Dad is owed that SS money; it is just what he paid into the plan over the years. Nope, wait... Actually, all of dad's money was already spent by the Feds. Dad's money is actually coming from Joe's contributions (or, it was, before Joe's company shut down due to onerous federal tax and compliance burdens).
 
After the federal government virtually shut down Joe's employer with its formidable regulatory regime, Joe could not find a job. The only thing he could find were part time jobs and stuff he was way over qualified for and which paid jack shit. Unfortunately, not many new business ventures were starting up due to the federal government's ridiculous wealth redistribution tax policies. In addition, the Fed was keeping interest rates so low that no banks were making new loans to start up companies, and no investors were active because of the obscenely high capital gains rate. Besides, Joe didn't really want a job. He'd rather sit on his ass and collect his government benefits.

As an aside, Joe knocked up his girlfriend. How is he possibly going to be able to pay the medical expenses of the pregnancy, let alone the costs of caring for a young child. There is only one solution: abortion. Fortunately the federal government funds Planned Parenthood, and they are eager to abort babies. Our leftist overlords have been focusing on the extermination of the black race for decades by placing these abortion centers smack dab in the middle of their neighborhoods and making abortion fee on demand. Oh, did I mention that Joe is black? Well he is. And he has 4 PP clinics within walking distance of his front door. Thank God the federal government is looking out for old Joe!
 
Poor Joe. Now his elderly father committed suicide. It seems that Social Security went broke afterall. All of those rotten rats, the baby boomers, got old and left the work force. There were just not enough working people left to fund Social Security. I guess Social Security was nothing but a glorified Ponzi scheme. Bummer.

So, facing homelessness and starvation Joe's dad did the only thing fitting - he hung himself. Thanks to the stringent building codes enacted by the local leftist and they craftsmanship of union skilled labor, those rafters in Dad's house held up great against the weight of Dad's body, snapping his neck instantly!
 
Uh oh. Now Joe is in the hospital. It turns out that those food inspectors are not very good at their jobs. Instead of thoroughly inspecting the kitchens of local restaurants they regularly got high smoking weed and just kind of half-assed it.

Joe has gone to get a bite to eat at his local Chipotle. Later that night he was having projectile puking and explosive diarrhea. How could government oversight let him down like this? Well, it turns out that anyone worth a shit goes to work in the private sector where they can earn more money and can advance based upon skill and qualifications. The lesser fuckers go to work for the government because they cannot find work anywhere else.

I sure hope Joe survives. It looks like Joe may have to use his Obama Care coverage! OH NO!!!!!

More to come!
 
After the federal government virtually shut down Joe's employer with its formidable regulatory regime, Joe could not find a job. The only thing he could find were part time jobs and stuff he was way over qualified for and which paid jack shit. Unfortunately, not many new business ventures were starting up due to the federal government's ridiculous wealth redistribution tax policies. In addition, the Fed was keeping interest rates so low that no banks were making new loans to start up companies, and no investors were active because of the obscenely high capital gains rate. Besides, Joe didn't really want a job. He'd rather sit on his ass and collect his government benefits.

As an aside, Joe knocked up his girlfriend. How is he possibly going to be able to pay the medical expenses of the pregnancy, let alone the costs of caring for a young child. There is only one solution: abortion. Fortunately the federal government funds Planned Parenthood, and they are eager to abort babies. Our leftist overlords have been focusing on the extermination of the black race for decades by placing these abortion centers smack dab in the middle of their neighborhoods and making abortion fee on demand. Oh, did I mention that Joe is black? Well he is. And he has 4 PP clinics within walking distance of his front door. Thank God the federal government is looking out for old Joe!


I have no problem with you ridiculing the grossly over-simplified version of events in the OP.

But do stick with the facts. The federal gov't does not fund abortions. And the gov't is not "eager to abort babies". They have no control over whether a woman goes into the clinic or not. Certainly they do not make the choice for her.
 
After poor Joe got deathly ill eating at Chipotle because the government health inspectors were getting stoned and half assing their official duties, he had to be admitted to a government hospital. Thank God he had Obama Care. Unfortunately he could only afford coverage with a $12,000.00 deductible.

Because it was a publicly funded hospital they were required to take anything that walked in the door. Before Joe could get any meaningful attention the hospitalist had to see 20 other patients first, including drug ODs and stab wounds. When the doctor finally got to Joe he was dehydrated and in great pain. Thanks to government mandated hiring practices Joe's doc was from Third World country and could not speak fluent English. Joe told him he was suffering from food poison, but the brown Doctor thought he was suffering from a hernia and started prepping him for surgery.

When Joe was finally discharged he was starting to feel better, but had lost his penis due to an unfortunate snipping accident that occurred during an unnecessary surgical procedure.

Joe went by his pharmacy on the way home to pick up some prescription pain medication. Joe was shocked to learn that his prescription cost him $700.00 out of pocket notwithstanding his Obama coverage, Joe could not afford this, so he bought some Motrin and went home. Unfortunately the government DOT crews are a bunch of low life degenerate pot heads who don't do shit. Joe hit pot hole after pot hole on the drive home, each one causing him a little more pain than the last.

Shortly thereafter Joe got his bill from the hospital. It was WAY MORE than he could afford. He had not met his insanely high deductible so he was going to have to self pay, just as if he had no insurance at all. Joe tried to contact the insurance company to change his coverage but was told that open enrollment was over and that he was stuck with his shitty coverage for at least another year.

Poor Joe. He is being screwed and tattoed by the government.
 

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