A cop pulls this guy over....

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    A cop pulls this guy over and tells him, "Sir, I need you to breathe into this Breathalyzer for me."

    Guy: "I can't do that! I'm athsmatic, if I do I'll choke and die!"
    Cop: "Oh, fine. Then I'll need a blood sample."
    Guy: "Sorry, I'm a hemophiliac. If I do that I'll bleed to death."
    Cop: "Then I need a urine sample."
    Guy: "Sorry, sir, but I'm diabetic. If I do that my blood sugar will get too low!"
    Cop: "FINE! THEN GET OUT OF THE !@#$ CAR AND WALK THIS WHITE LINE FOR ME!!"
    Guy: "Sir, I'm real sorry but I can't do that either."
    Cop: "WHY NOT!?!"
    Guy: "Because I'm drunk."

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