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87 years old today!
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Reckon that is what Chris Matthews was talking bout when he referred to some word or event "giving you a thrill running down your leg"?What's wrong with that?Just don't pull Mike's index finger.You sound more like 67 than 87, but both you guys have been known to pull a leg or two. ./shielding others from computer screen.... note to self: miketx is 39 again.
Thank you. FYI, I'm 67.Congrats Mike from me in Tennessee!/shielding others from computer screen.... note to self: miketx is 39 again.
He might shit his pants......
Absolutely nothing if you're not the one cleaning it up.
miketx
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Well if he is he's one weird mofo, cause when you crap your pants it ain't a thrill that runs down your leg!Reckon that is what Chris Matthews was talking bout when he referred to some word or event "giving you a thrill running down your leg"?What's wrong with that?Just don't pull Mike's index finger.You sound more like 67 than 87, but both you guys have been known to pull a leg or two. ./shielding others from computer screen.... note to self: miketx is 39 again.
Thank you. FYI, I'm 67.Congrats Mike from me in Tennessee!/shielding others from computer screen.... note to self: miketx is 39 again.
He might shit his pants......
Absolutely nothing if you're not the one cleaning it up.
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I agree, but they're are some kinky people out there, and I have never been trusting of those big city types.Well if he is he's one weird mofo, cause when you crap your pants it ain't a thrill that runs down your leg!Reckon that is what Chris Matthews was talking bout when he referred to some word or event "giving you a thrill running down your leg"?What's wrong with that?Just don't pull Mike's index finger.You sound more like 67 than 87, but both you guys have been known to pull a leg or two. ./shielding others from computer screen.... note to self: miketx is 39 again.
Thank you. FYI, I'm 67.Congrats Mike from me in Tennessee!/shielding others from computer screen.... note to self: miketx is 39 again.
He might shit his pants......
Absolutely nothing if you're not the one cleaning it up.
bluzman61
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I THOUGHT 87 was a bit high. Happy Birthday, Mike. You ROCK!/shielding others from computer screen.... note to self: miketx is 39 again.
Thank you. FYI, I'm 67.Congrats Mike from me in Tennessee!/shielding others from computer screen.... note to self: miketx is 39 again.
/shielding others from computer screen.... note to self: miketx is 39 again.
Thank you. FYI, I'm 67.Congrats Mike from me in Tennessee!/shielding others from computer screen.... note to self: miketx is 39 again.
suuuuuure you are.....Happy B'Day!
JustAnotherNut
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Mike has a birthday??? I coulda sworn he was found under a rock.....
That would mean he's a Taurus and full of BULL.
splains alot
Happy Birthday ya old fogey
That would mean he's a Taurus and full of BULL.
splains alot
Happy Birthday ya old fogey
JustAnotherNut
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I need sex. 50 bucks will do it!
Maybe your wife could help you with that for free...…..but you'd have to be nice to her.
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ZZ PUPPS
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Happy Birthday Mike.
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Mike really needs to go to an electrolysis.
Just Kidding!
Happy Birthday.
MacTheKnife
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Thank you sir!
MacTheKnife
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Thank you sir!
To what do you attribute your long life?
MacTheKnife
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Hookers and blow!Thank you sir!
To what do you attribute your long life?
I should have listened to the old lawyer...'never ask a question you do not know the answer to' hehheh
JustAnotherNut
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Rocks don't have birthdays?Mike has a birthday??? I coulda sworn he was found under a rock.....
That would mean he's a Taurus and full of BULL.
splains alot
Happy Birthday ya old fogey
Since they don't 'give live births'......I'd have to say they have hatch days. So you were hatched......or spit out. One or the other, maybe both.
Happy Hatch Day anyway
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