7 Ways You Can OWN Your Liberal Relatives At Thanksgiving This Year

[Weatherman2020]

I have a Liberal right here in my pocket. Wanna see?

If he saw the Federal Reserve, he would disown Wilson, Roosevelt, and the whole lot of the DNC.

Agree at least on Wilson, but it doesn't relate to my post, does it.

Sure it does.


The claim that what we view as "liberal" or "progressive" now, is the same as what it was then.

Liberals back then believed the 10th Amendment and 2nd Amendment meant something.

The ones today wipe their asses with it.

Yep, they wrote and approved the 2nd Amendment, which causes the Leftards of today to piss their pants in an epileptic seizure.

Which, again, underscores my point that Liberalism is opposed from both the left and the right.

But you knew that. Just as you knew TJ wasn't a "conservative".

Founding Fathers were conservatives desiring to get back to what God created.

Democrats oppose God.

 

[Weatherman2020]

To the creator of this thread: Why would anyone want to be such a jerk on Thanksgiving?

Hint: If this is your idea of how to act on Thanksgiving, just stay home. You don't deserve any food.

Cool, I triggered you without having to even offer you an appetizer. Go hang out in the freezer with the other snowflake pansy's.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Owning my own liberal would nice. I'd put him right out front, in the lawn.

I have a Liberal right here in my pocket. Wanna see?

He’s a small government, gun toting, conservative, not a Leftard that composes the Democratic Party today.

Yyyyeeeahh ummm.... the conservatives of his time wanted to stay under King George's thumb. Conservatives wanted royalty and clergy to run things in a same-old-thing collusion.

And nobody mentioned a "Democratic Party" anyway. The term was "Liberal". As in, lurn to reed.

You are nothing if not consistent in your erroneous connection of 18th Century liberals with the Communists of today.

Actually I've mentioned nothing about "communists" either.

So far I've not mentioned:

• Communists
• The Democratic Party
• Fruit Loops
• Michelin Tires
• Yesterday's football scores
• The average speed of a swallow

I'm sure there are a few more.

I didn't say that you did. But you have a history on this board of confusing classical liberals with modern-day Democrats.

 

[Pogo]

Sure it does.


The claim that what we view as "liberal" or "progressive" now, is the same as what it was then.

Liberals back then believed the 10th Amendment and 2nd Amendment meant something.

The ones today wipe their asses with it.

Yep, they wrote and approved the 2nd Amendment, which causes the Leftards of today to piss their pants in an epileptic seizure.

Which, again, underscores my point that Liberalism is opposed from both the left and the right.

But you knew that. Just as you knew TJ wasn't a "conservative".

Geezus Christ! Stop with the convoluted semantics already, you're giving me a headache.

Ok, if you're not a liberal and the founding fathers were liberals and conservatives are liberals and liberals are conservatives, then what the hell are you?

There ain't nuttin' "convoluted" about it. Words mean things. And when a word means something, you can't just take the same word and mean its opposite. Lewis Carroll's Humpty Dumpty was lampooning that idea. You've got a definition for Liberalism, now just leave it alone. It's the Liberal thing to do.

The second half of your post is meaningless word salad and as such, tossed.

If I had that much shit in my mouth, I'd spit it out too.

So what do you define yourself as being, other than an asshole left-wing commie?

Thank you for that lovely illustration of how the Dumb-Down Society attempted to denigrate the term Liberal by association with "left-wing commies". Yep, that's how the conflation began in the 1940s when Republicans like McCarthy found themselves shut out of the White House for twenty years. And yes, as you deftly illustrate, it was and is indeed disgustingly dishonest. Those afflicted with the condition of "thought" of course always saw through that for the bullshit it was.

 

[Pogo]

I have a Liberal right here in my pocket. Wanna see?

He’s a small government, gun toting, conservative, not a Leftard that composes the Democratic Party today.

Yyyyeeeahh ummm.... the conservatives of his time wanted to stay under King George's thumb. Conservatives wanted royalty and clergy to run things in a same-old-thing collusion.

And nobody mentioned a "Democratic Party" anyway. The term was "Liberal". As in, lurn to reed.

You are nothing if not consistent in your erroneous connection of 18th Century liberals with the Communists of today.

Actually I've mentioned nothing about "communists" either.

So far I've not mentioned:

• Communists
• The Democratic Party
• Fruit Loops
• Michelin Tires
• Yesterday's football scores
• The average speed of a swallow

I'm sure there are a few more.

I didn't say that you did. But you have a history on this board of confusing classical liberals with modern-day Democrats.

Go find anywhere I said that. I'll pay you a million bucks.

 

[Pogo]

If he saw the Federal Reserve, he would disown Wilson, Roosevelt, and the whole lot of the DNC.

Agree at least on Wilson, but it doesn't relate to my post, does it.

Sure it does.


The claim that what we view as "liberal" or "progressive" now, is the same as what it was then.

Liberals back then believed the 10th Amendment and 2nd Amendment meant something.

The ones today wipe their asses with it.

Yep, they wrote and approved the 2nd Amendment, which causes the Leftards of today to piss their pants in an epileptic seizure.

Which, again, underscores my point that Liberalism is opposed from both the left and the right.

But you knew that. Just as you knew TJ wasn't a "conservative".

Founding Fathers were conservatives desiring to get back to what God created.

Democrats oppose God.

Once AGAIN I never brought up anything about "Democrats". Prove me wrong.
Do you just not understand that "Democrats" is a political party?

You seem to have a reading impediment. See an eye doctor.

As for the FFs, they were specifically and directly jettisoning that idea that "God", in the form of the politically-connected Church, had anything to say about government. In other words they opposed theocracy. DEAL with it.

 

[JGalt]

Yep, they wrote and approved the 2nd Amendment, which causes the Leftards of today to piss their pants in an epileptic seizure.

Which, again, underscores my point that Liberalism is opposed from both the left and the right.

But you knew that. Just as you knew TJ wasn't a "conservative".

Geezus Christ! Stop with the convoluted semantics already, you're giving me a headache.

Ok, if you're not a liberal and the founding fathers were liberals and conservatives are liberals and liberals are conservatives, then what the hell are you?

There ain't nuttin' "convoluted" about it. Words mean things. And when a word means something, you can't just take the same word and mean its opposite. Lewis Carroll's Humpty Dumpty was lampooning that idea. You've got a definition for Liberalism, now just leave it alone. It's the Liberal thing to do.

The second half of your post is meaningless word salad and as such, tossed.

If I had that much shit in my mouth, I'd spit it out too.

So what do you define yourself as being, other than an asshole left-wing commie?

Thank you for that lovely illustration of how the Dumb-Down Society attempted to denigrate the term Liberal by association with "left-wing commies". Yep, that's how the conflation began in the 1940s when Republicans like McCarthy found themselves shut out of the White House for twenty years. And yes, as you deftly illustrate, it was and is indeed disgustingly dishonest. Those afflicted with the condition of "thought" of course always saw through that for the bullshit it was.

Gee, you sure have alot of words in your mouth. My screen looks like a can of alphabet soup just exploded.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

He’s a small government, gun toting, conservative, not a Leftard that composes the Democratic Party today.

Yyyyeeeahh ummm.... the conservatives of his time wanted to stay under King George's thumb. Conservatives wanted royalty and clergy to run things in a same-old-thing collusion.

And nobody mentioned a "Democratic Party" anyway. The term was "Liberal". As in, lurn to reed.

You are nothing if not consistent in your erroneous connection of 18th Century liberals with the Communists of today.

Actually I've mentioned nothing about "communists" either.

So far I've not mentioned:

• Communists
• The Democratic Party
• Fruit Loops
• Michelin Tires
• Yesterday's football scores
• The average speed of a swallow

I'm sure there are a few more.

I didn't say that you did. But you have a history on this board of confusing classical liberals with modern-day Democrats.

Go find anywhere I said that. I'll pay you a million bucks.

You don't have a million bucks to pay me and if you did, I have no way to collect.

That said, you have not said it as a concrete statement. Even you know enough not to embarrass yourself so.

 

[Pogo]

Yyyyeeeahh ummm.... the conservatives of his time wanted to stay under King George's thumb. Conservatives wanted royalty and clergy to run things in a same-old-thing collusion.

And nobody mentioned a "Democratic Party" anyway. The term was "Liberal". As in, lurn to reed.

You are nothing if not consistent in your erroneous connection of 18th Century liberals with the Communists of today.

Actually I've mentioned nothing about "communists" either.

So far I've not mentioned:

• Communists
• The Democratic Party
• Fruit Loops
• Michelin Tires
• Yesterday's football scores
• The average speed of a swallow

I'm sure there are a few more.

I didn't say that you did. But you have a history on this board of confusing classical liberals with modern-day Democrats.

Go find anywhere I said that. I'll pay you a million bucks.

You don't have a million bucks to pay me and if you did, I have no way to collect.

--- which is why I can confidently offer it. Hell, I'll give you a trillion. Doesn't matter.

The idea is, you and I both know you can't do it, and that makes you a liar.

That said, you have not said it as a concrete statement. Even you know enough not to embarrass yourself so.

So you admit you lied. I accept your confession. Now learn from it.

The fact remains, I STILL haven't brought up "Democrats", or any other political party, at all. I brought up Liberalism. Y'all in the Dumb Down Society continually try to conflate and deflect and insert. That will not be allowed.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Agree at least on Wilson, but it doesn't relate to my post, does it.

Sure it does.


The claim that what we view as "liberal" or "progressive" now, is the same as what it was then.

Liberals back then believed the 10th Amendment and 2nd Amendment meant something.

The ones today wipe their asses with it.

Yep, they wrote and approved the 2nd Amendment, which causes the Leftards of today to piss their pants in an epileptic seizure.

Which, again, underscores my point that Liberalism is opposed from both the left and the right.

But you knew that. Just as you knew TJ wasn't a "conservative".

Founding Fathers were conservatives desiring to get back to what God created.

Democrats oppose God.

Once AGAIN I never brought up anything about "Democrats". Prove me wrong.
Do you just not understand that "Democrats" is a political party?

You seem to have a reading impediment. See an eye doctor.

As for the FFs, they were specifically and directly jettisoning that idea that "God", in the form of the politically-connected Church, had anything to say about government. In other words they opposed theocracy. DEAL with it.

Boy, illiterate in history too I see.

 

[Pogo]

Sure it does.


The claim that what we view as "liberal" or "progressive" now, is the same as what it was then.

Liberals back then believed the 10th Amendment and 2nd Amendment meant something.

The ones today wipe their asses with it.

Yep, they wrote and approved the 2nd Amendment, which causes the Leftards of today to piss their pants in an epileptic seizure.

Which, again, underscores my point that Liberalism is opposed from both the left and the right.

But you knew that. Just as you knew TJ wasn't a "conservative".

Founding Fathers were conservatives desiring to get back to what God created.

Democrats oppose God.

Once AGAIN I never brought up anything about "Democrats". Prove me wrong.
Do you just not understand that "Democrats" is a political party?

You seem to have a reading impediment. See an eye doctor.

As for the FFs, they were specifically and directly jettisoning that idea that "God", in the form of the politically-connected Church, had anything to say about government. In other words they opposed theocracy. DEAL with it.

Boy, illiterate in history too I see.

Yep, I'm afflicted with actually knowing what the word Liberal means and even, horrors, using it correctly.

That must chap some asses down ta the Cult of Ignorance Daily Dumbdown.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

You are nothing if not consistent in your erroneous connection of 18th Century liberals with the Communists of today.

Actually I've mentioned nothing about "communists" either.

So far I've not mentioned:

• Communists
• The Democratic Party
• Fruit Loops
• Michelin Tires
• Yesterday's football scores
• The average speed of a swallow

I'm sure there are a few more.

I didn't say that you did. But you have a history on this board of confusing classical liberals with modern-day Democrats.

Go find anywhere I said that. I'll pay you a million bucks.

You don't have a million bucks to pay me and if you did, I have no way to collect.

--- which is why I can confidently offer it. Hell, I'll give you a trillion. Doesn't matter.

The idea is, you and I both know you can't do it, and that makes you a liar.

That said, you have not said it as a concrete statement. Even you know enough not to embarrass yourself so.

So you admit you lied. I accept your confession. Now learn from it.

The fact remains, I STILL haven't brought up "Democrats", or any other political party, at all. I brought up Liberalism. Y'all in the Dumb Down Society continually try to conflate and deflect and insert. That will not be allowed.

 

[Lakhota]

 

[Weatherman2020]

Yep, they wrote and approved the 2nd Amendment, which causes the Leftards of today to piss their pants in an epileptic seizure.

Which, again, underscores my point that Liberalism is opposed from both the left and the right.

But you knew that. Just as you knew TJ wasn't a "conservative".

Founding Fathers were conservatives desiring to get back to what God created.

Democrats oppose God.

Once AGAIN I never brought up anything about "Democrats". Prove me wrong.
Do you just not understand that "Democrats" is a political party?

You seem to have a reading impediment. See an eye doctor.

As for the FFs, they were specifically and directly jettisoning that idea that "God", in the form of the politically-connected Church, had anything to say about government. In other words they opposed theocracy. DEAL with it.

Boy, illiterate in history too I see.

Yep, I'm afflicted with actually knowing what the word Liberal means and even, horrors, using it correctly.

That must chap some asses down ta the Cult of Ignorance Daily Dumbdown.

If the King had not been pushing MORE GOVERNMENT upon the Founding Fathers the Revolution would have never occurred.

Which makes them exactly like conservatives of today.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Actually I've mentioned nothing about "communists" either.

So far I've not mentioned:

• Communists
• The Democratic Party
• Fruit Loops
• Michelin Tires
• Yesterday's football scores
• The average speed of a swallow

I'm sure there are a few more.

I didn't say that you did. But you have a history on this board of confusing classical liberals with modern-day Democrats.

Go find anywhere I said that. I'll pay you a million bucks.

You don't have a million bucks to pay me and if you did, I have no way to collect.

--- which is why I can confidently offer it. Hell, I'll give you a trillion. Doesn't matter.

The idea is, you and I both know you can't do it, and that makes you a liar.

That said, you have not said it as a concrete statement. Even you know enough not to embarrass yourself so.

So you admit you lied. I accept your confession. Now learn from it.

The fact remains, I STILL haven't brought up "Democrats", or any other political party, at all. I brought up Liberalism. Y'all in the Dumb Down Society continually try to conflate and deflect and insert. That will not be allowed.

Pogo did the same thing in another thread about the Bible. He kept giving false teaching of the meaning of verses, then when cornered the resident theologian said the Bible was BS.

 

[Dragonlady]

Dafuk is a "cosplay"? And who the fuck is Ben Shapiro?

A right wing opinion writer and founder of The Daily Wire. Smart, well educated and completely lacking in principles. He promotes scorched earth partisanship. As a dinner guest he would be difficult to debate with a good grasp of the issues and the ability to spin fake news and make it sound real. The anti-right wing riots at Berkley were in response to his visit and that of Milos.

 

[Pogo]

Which, again, underscores my point that Liberalism is opposed from both the left and the right.

But you knew that. Just as you knew TJ wasn't a "conservative".

Founding Fathers were conservatives desiring to get back to what God created.

Democrats oppose God.

Once AGAIN I never brought up anything about "Democrats". Prove me wrong.
Do you just not understand that "Democrats" is a political party?

You seem to have a reading impediment. See an eye doctor.

As for the FFs, they were specifically and directly jettisoning that idea that "God", in the form of the politically-connected Church, had anything to say about government. In other words they opposed theocracy. DEAL with it.

Boy, illiterate in history too I see.

Yep, I'm afflicted with actually knowing what the word Liberal means and even, horrors, using it correctly.

That must chap some asses down ta the Cult of Ignorance Daily Dumbdown.

If the King had not been pushing MORE GOVERNMENT upon the Founding Fathers the Revolution would have never occurred.

Which makes them exactly like conservatives of today.

Ummm nnnnno, it makes them the Liberals they were. Again, the conservatives then liked being submissive to authority.
Just like the conservatives of today.

See what I did there?

 

[ph3iron]

Deck your libby snowflake uncles and aunts with a left hook to the face when they’re not expecting it.

1. Dress the turkey in a MAGA hat. Carefully dress the turkey. But not just like the regular kind of dressing: dress it in a MAGA hat. This is the very best kind of dressing, and it has the added benefit of triggering your stupid liberal nephew.
   
   
2. Cosplay as President Trump. Dust off your authentic President Trump cosplay outfit and get ready to watch your lib relatives LITERALLY DIE when you open the door to greet them. Classic!
   
   
3. Invite Ben Shapiro to speak. Imagine this: just as everyone's sitting down to a nice family meal without controversy, you dim the lights. You ask everyone to welcome this year's guest speaker: Ben freakin' Shapiro! As Ben begins to rattle off FACTS and LOGIC, you can kick back and polish off your turkey as your lib relatives' heads literally explode.
   
   
4. Say a touching, heartfelt prayer for the meal, and then carve the turkey with an AR-15. After a moment of unity in prayer, pull down the cermonial AR-15 hanging above your kitchen sink and carve that turkey with a full magazine of ammo. That poor bird will never know what hit it!
   
   
5. Loudly sing “God Bless America” as you welcome them into your home. When you open the door and they say, "Happy Thanksgiving!" just blast 'em with the entire song in the original language: AMERICAN.
   
   
6. Whenever one of your libtard relatives expresses an emotion, jump all up in their face and shout, “FACTS DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS!” If someone says, "Man, I'm feeling tired" or "Boy, do I feel full!" stop what you're doing, leap across the room and tackle them. Then, when they're in a daze on the ground, shout, "FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, SNOWFLAKE!" They'll probably ask for a safe space after that, are we right or are we right?
   
   
7. Hand out gift bags with a free assault rifle, a Bible, and a Trumpy Bear. As everyone's leaving your home, pass out some memorable gift bags. Their new assault rifle, Bible, and Trumpy Bear memorabilia will either melt their faces off or turn them into a real American at long last.

Well, looks like you got some preparation to do. Get out there and make Thanksgiving great again!


7 Ways You Can OWN Your Liberal Relatives At Thanksgiving This Year

Maybe tell them the def of liberal?
For the individual and small gov.
Amazing how rubes go on forever and are to stupid to know the def of the words they spout.
Snowflake is another - pro slavery white boys.
Don't tell me the ref is The Blaze? Gateway pundit?

 

[Pogo]

I didn't say that you did. But you have a history on this board of confusing classical liberals with modern-day Democrats.

Go find anywhere I said that. I'll pay you a million bucks.

You don't have a million bucks to pay me and if you did, I have no way to collect.

--- which is why I can confidently offer it. Hell, I'll give you a trillion. Doesn't matter.

The idea is, you and I both know you can't do it, and that makes you a liar.

That said, you have not said it as a concrete statement. Even you know enough not to embarrass yourself so.

So you admit you lied. I accept your confession. Now learn from it.

The fact remains, I STILL haven't brought up "Democrats", or any other political party, at all. I brought up Liberalism. Y'all in the Dumb Down Society continually try to conflate and deflect and insert. That will not be allowed.

Pogo did the same thing in another thread about the Bible. He kept giving false teaching of the meaning of verses, then when cornered the resident theologian said the Bible was BS.

I don't remember that but I'll take it.

Thangyew, thangyew.

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

Dafuk is a "cosplay"? And who the fuck is Ben Shapiro?

If you don't know who Ben Shapiro is then you're an idiot.