16-Year Old Girl Claims Former President Bill Clinton is Her Father

[kiwiman127]

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Attack the source!!!!!!! Never mind Clinton can't keep his manhood in his pants, right? Lighten up

It's kinda embarrassing when you get punked,,no! And you fell for it so hard!

 

[SassyIrishLass]

From the WNDR website:

WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.

Attack the source!!!!!!! Never mind Clinton can't keep his manhood in his pants, right? Lighten up

It's kinda embarrassing when you get punked,,no! And you fell for it so hard!

It sure got you left loons all pissed off....so who got punked, wee wee man?

 

[koshergrl]

Maybe she'll run for office.

LOL Chelsea will have a conniption fit

Or perhaps Chelsea will be happy to have a sister.

Perhaps not. I heard a story some time ago that Bill Clinton is not Chelsea Clinton's real father. Hillary had an affair apparently.

Yeah but not with a male.

 

[Jackson]

They could start coming out of the woodwork anytime. It's called the Cosby Effect.

 

[Nutz]

"I got suckered, and it's your fault for proving that I'm a moron. Wahh! Wahh! Stop bothering me! Wahh!"

Teapers are destroying true conservatism with their idiocy and belief of anything on the internet. If the OP knew this was a satire piece...why put it in the Current Events forum?

 

[HenryBHough]

But is she bragging or complaining?

I wouldn't count on any rights of inheritance....wot with Clintons being so dead broke and all.

 

[ninja007]

she looks exactly like him.

 

[NoTeaPartyPleez]

How incredibly lame. Republicans and conservatives must have it pretty good right now to waste their time on topics and threads like this one.

 

[NoTeaPartyPleez]

From the WNDR website:

WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.

Attack the source!!!!!!! Never mind Clinton can't keep his manhood in his pants, right? Lighten up

It's kinda embarrassing when you get punked,,no! And you fell for it so hard!

It sure got you left loons all pissed off....so who got punked, wee wee man?

It sure gave your sorry ass a reason to post on this board, twit.

 

[HenryBHough]

How incredibly lame. Republicans and conservatives must have it pretty good right now to waste their time on topics and threads like this one.

Thank you for joining us....and, oh, for saving us the trouble of a bump.

 

[Borillar]

This is a really bad week for the Clintoons. There is a resemblance there....

A 16-year old girl has presented a paternity action lawsuit this morning, before an Arkansas state court, alleging that the former president of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton, is her biological father.

Alyssa Gilmore claims that her mother, a former secretary of the oval office named Whitney Gilmore, had an affair with President Clinton between 1998 and 2001. She says she was born out of that relationship, and demands that Mr. Clinton undergoes a paternity test to prove that her story is true.

“I know Bill Clinton is my father” says the young girl. “I have many pictures of my mother and him and I know they were in love. He even gave me présents for Christmas and my birthdays when I was a kid, before he left my mother. I have spent many years writing him letters and calling him, hoping he would come back in my life. At first, he would write back and we spoke on the phone regularly, but he doesn’t even answer anymore. I just want him to take his responsibilities and recognize that he is my father, that’s all.”

Judge Henri Watkins of the Arkansas state court, rapidly decided that Ms. Gilmore had enough evidence to support her demand and announced that the presentation of the evidence will begin on March 19.

16-Year Old Girl Claims Former President Bill Clinton is Her Father - Tea Party News

Looks like a cross between Bill Clinton and Ann Coulter.

 

[Silhouette]

Looks like a cross between Bill Clinton and Ann Coulter.

Was it rape? Because I'm pretty sure Coulter would not be consenting in that situation Poor Bill, she really looks like him. Too bad he couldn't keep it in his pants.

 

[blastoff]

Webb Hubbell?

C'mon. Chelsea Clinton's daddy is Janet Reno.

 

[DGS49]

In a rational world, the accused father would provide a wad of spit, have the DNA test run, and be done with it. Assuming he's not potentially the father.

It will be entertaining (at least for a couple of days) to hear how the Clinton Camp explains why the old coot won't present the evidence that could IMMEDIATELY end this micro-catastrophe, if it were false.