You're gas craic. Your mother must have been a cylinder!

[wiggles]

Good stuff in here:

O'Byrne Files - Dublin Slang Dictionary and Phrase-book

I'm going to start using some of these.

Go an' ask the butt end o' me bollix!

 

[Truthmatters]

Hed lick it off a scaby leg

Im going to use that one for sure

 

[wiggles]

Hey, you've got cheese on yer chin.