WouldnÂ’t it be something if people could opt out of paying taxes towards things they donÂ’t agree with? A liberal wouldnÂ’t have to pay taxes towards something he doesnÂ’t likeÂ… wait, I canÂ’t think of anything liberals wouldnÂ’t want to pay taxes towards. Just joking.

A conservative could decide that she wants to opt out of paying taxes towards abortion clinics, expense involving gay marriage, etc. I suppose if certain liberals donÂ’t like enforcing the Southern border they could choose to opt out on paying taxes towards that, too. The thing is, I donÂ’t like to have money taken from me to pay for stuff I donÂ’t like.
Now, of course there are some things that canÂ’t be opted out of, like putting taxes towards repairing our roads and keeping our public libraries from going belly-up, but why should I have to put money towards the more social-related things that I donÂ’t see eye-to-eye on?IÂ’m sure both liberals and conservatives can agree there are things theyÂ’d rather not have their taxes go towards. For the sake of freedom people ought to have the right to choose what theyÂ’re willing to afford. ItÂ’s not nice to have to keep having your paycheck gouged to be put towards things you disagree with, or even passionately oppose.
My friends, we should support the right of the people to decide what we want to pay taxes towards, and what it is of true value that all should pay for. Conservatives shouldnÂ’t have their money forcefully funneled towards liberal causes, and liberals shouldnÂ’t have their money forcefully funneled towards conservative causes. ItÂ’s about you, the precious people, and your right to decide where your money should go.
It ought to be said that most Americans donÂ’t like taxes. ItÂ’s money thatÂ’s basically stolen from you, legally. Lol. ItÂ’s your money that youÂ’ve busted your hump to get, but itÂ’s then taken and put towards stuff that you may just not like. Guys, IÂ’ve got a few examples of weird taxes that you, the people, should be allowed to choose if you want to pay for:
Sliced Bagel Tax
You might want to think twice about getting that schmear. In New York City, bagels that are sliced or prepared are subject to sales tax, whereas whole bagels are not, according to the Wall Street Journal.
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Yeah, people, a bagel tax. Now, IÂ’m like you. Bagels are sacred, especially those precious morsels that have peanut butter and strawberry jelly schmeared on them. DonÂ’t you, dear and precious people, want to have to pay to get your bagels schmeared? WHAT WORLD DO WE LIVE IN?!

What next, a burger tax in Wisconsin that affects all burgers that have more than one patty of meat? If we get a cheese tax in WI, there will be riots.
Pet Tax
If you live in Durham, North Carolina, you could be paying a tax on Rover. The state charges a $10 tax for neutered and spayed pets and $75 for pets that are not neutered or spayed, according to Turbo Tax.
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Oh look, a tax in North Carolina on pets. SoÂ… you get taxed $75 if you pet isnÂ’t fixed. You know what I want to fix? This stupid tax! Where do these bureaucratic schmucks in stuffy suits get the idea that furry pets should be taxed? I suppose reptiles and fish are exempt, but cats and dogs arenÂ’t. This is a bogus tax that we shouldnÂ’t have to pay for if we donÂ’t want to.
Elderly Tax Exemption
By the time you're 100, you've paid enough in taxes, at least according to the state of New Mexico, where people over 100 years old are tax-exempt.
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See, this is why I donÂ’t believe in taxes and why I take with a grain of salt every written word and intangible belief the hairy animal known as homo sapiens makes. Everything from laws to morals is completely arbitrary. We created these manmade hypothetical structures. We scribble words down on paper according to the stuff we think, and then we expect everyone else to follow them. If a god does exist, he must be wondering what the **** is going on with us hairy freaks. If I were a god IÂ’d certainly be in a smiting mood.
Flush Tax
If it's yellow, let it mellow could be the motto of some Maryland and Virginia residents looking to save money. In these two states there's a tax on flushing the toilet, according to Bing.
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Being a cheapass, I donÂ’t really have much of a problem with this one. I tend to water the porcelain a few times before giving my inorganic friend a heartfelt flush. Hey, it all adds up on your water bill if everyone takes a flush over the tiniest tinkle. I once flushed a fat tick down the toilet and I actually felt bad over it.
As you can see there are quite a few things people might just not want to put their hard-earned money towards. And the above examples are only the fringe taxes. We arenÂ’t just considering the big things like abortion, gay marriage, traditional marriage, you name it. ItÂ’d probably be a happier place if people could decide that they donÂ’t want their money to go towards voter IDs, abortions, securing our borders, or gay marriage. If we donÂ’t change this, we may very well reach a boiling point where people have to pay for all the expenses that go towards things that they donÂ’t agree with. ItÂ’s pretty crappy if you ask me.
At times I feel like I’ve got this big, fat mosquito ingrained in my right cheek, sucking me dry of all my money. If I don’t support abortion or our incompetent public school system, I shouldn’t have my wallet sucked by these people to pay for it. These people remind me of those “rate suckers” on those Progressive Insurance commercials. Big teeth, big mouths, little brains, little respect. I just want to smack them with a cattle prod.
Is there anything that can be done about this, so that we the people can start having a say in where our tax dollars go? And before I forget, this doesnÂ’t apply to just Tea Partiers and conservatives. ANY American should be allowed to NOT pay taxes towards unfavorable social and political issues that require sucking money out of people. Liberals, if you know of any taxes you DONÂ’T want to pay for, PLEASE provide them here (because I canÂ’t think of any

). I know that the Right is more vocal about being sucked dry, but IÂ’d like to hear from you guys to, as well as libertarians and independents about this.