You might be a liberal if.............

[Votto]

You might be a liberal if..........

1. You have PTSD to the color Orange.

2. You think things can really all be free. It's magic.

3. You moved to Texas from California to get away from the insane taxes, and then turn around and vote for the same types of politicians.

4. You really believe Obama earned his Nobel Peace prize.

5. Everyone that disagrees with you is either a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, a neo-Nazi, insane, stupid, or all of the above.

6. A vacation in the Dominican Republic would be great.

7. You can't decide which you hate more, Trump, Trump or Trump.

8, You believe Jesus was a socialist, Marx was a saint, and Christianity is evil

9, You routinely run out of gas every November 4rth as you drive from voting booth to voting booth all day long

10. You have not laughed at one of these jokes so far.

11. you have not ever laughed at a joke before.

12. You have never laughed

13. Laughter causes you physical pain.

14. Everyone seems to laugh at you.

15. You believe an unborn baby is a part of a woman's body even though it did not come from her.

16. You believe people good, Trump bad

17. Black should move first in chess!

18. Eating fried chicken is cultural misappropriation

19. You support the government taking all the guns and then turn around and say Trump is Hitler.

20. Trump is a racist for telling Omar to go back to her country but Omar can say Jews control the US government with their Benjamins and it is just fine.

 

[Ridgerunner]

You might be a liberal if..........

if you believe the only requirement to get a Valid State Drivers License or State I.D. card is the ability to fog a mirror...

 

[leftwinger]

If you bumrush the microphone to condem Trump but not Talib. (Think Morman).

If you say GM is alive OBL is dead.

If you say Obama saved us from BushyBoys collapse.

 

[Lumpy 1]

You might be a liberal if..... you are a failure in life but always blame someone else..

 

[Crepitus]

You might be a liberal if..........

You have more than half a brain and no problems with other people's skin color or personal choices.

 

[BuckToothMoron]

You believe healthcare and college education should be free to anyone who walks into the country.

 

[Ridgerunner]

You have more than half a brain and no problems with other people's skin color or personal choices.

I must be in a hell of a pickle then... The mother of my Children has 3 different colors (not that has mattered to me for the last 40 years), she is Hawaiian, Chinese and Caucasian...

 

[Crepitus]

You have more than half a brain and no problems with other people's skin color or personal choices.

I must be in a hell of a pickle then... The mother of my Children has 3 different colors (not that has mattered to me for the last 40 years), she is Hawaiian, Chinese and Caucasian...

You are a rare conservative sir.

 

[Pete7469]

You are a rare conservative sir.

You're a common libturd bigot.

My wife is Filipina, her daughter that I adopted is darker than she is, and our daughter together is whiter than I am.

It's you freaks of nature that are consumed with racism and skin color. No one else gives a shit except for statist assholes.


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[Hossfly]

This guy is a liberal fruitcake.

 

[Wyld Kard]

If you believe that there are more than two genders......you might be a dumbass liberal.

 

[ChemEngineer]

You are a rare conservative sir.

You are an all too typical liberal, Crepitus, calling everyone ELSE "racist" and "fascist" all the time, as your leaders have been doing for fifty years, solely to maintain power and brainwash their followers.

As a conservative, I have been called "racist" relentlessly, and been accused of "lecturing to white supremacist groups." My best man was black. What color was yours, Crepitus? I am white.

Ranting, Rioting, Spewing Bile, Physically Attacking - What's New?

 

[ChemEngineer]

You're (Crepitus) a common libturd bigot.

My wife is Filipina, her daughter that I adopted is darker than she is, and our daughter together is whiter than I am.

It's you freaks of nature that are consumed with racism and skin color. No one else gives a shit except for statist assholes.

.

It was Crepitus who said that statement you misattributed. I agree with you. He is a libturd bigot.
Is there any other kind, really? Your last sentence says it all.

 

[Votto]

You might be a liberal if..........

You have more than half a brain and no problems with other people's skin color or personal choices.

You think women should have full control over their bodies to have an abortion, and then turn around and say that the state should decide all your other health care needs.

 

[Votto]

You are a rare conservative sir.

You're a common libturd bigot.

My wife is Filipina, her daughter that I adopted is darker than she is, and our daughter together is whiter than I am.

It's you freaks of nature that are consumed with racism and skin color. No one else gives a shit except for statist assholes.


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Wow, FDR would have locked them all away by now.

Good thing he's not President.

 

[Crepitus]

You are a rare conservative sir.

You are an all too typical liberal, Crepitus, calling everyone ELSE "racist" and "fascist" all the time, as your leaders have been doing for fifty years, solely to maintain power and brainwash their followers.

As a conservative, I have been called "racist" relentlessly, and been accused of "lecturing to white supremacist groups." My best man was black. What color was yours, Crepitus? I am white.

Ranting, Rioting, Spewing Bile, Physically Attacking - What's New?

You're a funny guy.

 

[Crepitus]

You might be a liberal if..........

You have more than half a brain and no problems with other people's skin color or personal choices.

You think women should have full control over their bodies to have an abortion, and then turn around and say that the state should decide all your other health care needs.

Nobody says that.

 

[Desperado]

you believe illegals have a higher priority than Veterans

 

[Desperado]

You might be a liberal if..........

You have more than half a brain and no problems with other people's skin color or personal choices.

You have no problems with other people's skin color or personal choices except when they are white and are anti-abortion

 

[Crepitus]

You might be a liberal if..........

You have more than half a brain and no problems with other people's skin color or personal choices.

You have no problems with other people's skin color or personal choices except when they are white and are anti-abortion

I have no problem with either.