You know you're lazy when...

no1tovote4 · Feb 11, 2005

You are not fat, but your lack of motivation means that most anectdotes about you end with the words, "around the house.."

Avatar4321 · Feb 11, 2005

You need a bedpan because you wont get off the bed to go to the bathroom. :sleep:

no1tovote4 · Feb 11, 2005

You ask your kid to get you the remote that is only 3 feet away..

MtnBiker · Feb 11, 2005

no1tovote4 said:
You ask your kid to get you the remote that is only 3 feet away..

And the tv is 2 feet away.

manu1959 · Feb 11, 2005

you set your alarm for noon

no1tovote4 · Feb 11, 2005

manu1959 said:
you set your alarm for noon

So you can eat lunch, then have a nap...

fuzzykitten99 · Feb 11, 2005

you buy a 400 disc dvd player for your collection of 200 dvd's...

manu1959 · Feb 12, 2005

no1tovote4 said:
So you can eat lunch, then have a nap...

nah so you can spark another bowl then listen to some tunes

no1tovote4 · Feb 17, 2005

manu1959 said:
nah so you can spark another bowl then listen to some tunes

And you know just how much to smoke judging by what is in the Kitchen before you light up...