You Just Have To Love Tennessee

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I live in Tennessee now so I can say this, but feel free to substitute your (or any) state in it's place.

A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to
his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel?
When you call the front desk and say,
"I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies,
"Go ahead."

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee?
Documentaries.

Where was the toothbrush invented?
Tennessee... If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have
been called a teeth brush.

A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to
the driver,
"Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies,
"Bout wut?"

Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

A new law was recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple gets
divorced, they are STILL cousins.

 

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...a Tennesee father took his teen-age daughter in for a physical. The doctor asked him "Is your daughter sexually active?"

The man thought for a second, then said, 'Naw...she just sorta lays there, like her mother...'