You guys ever try a "For Sale by Member" section/forum?

[Auld Phart]

which member are we selling?

I tried that but got no offers.

For good reason

Terminal flatulence?

Can't be terminal.

you're not dead

 

[strollingbones]

o he was on them pretty early...as he continues to point out..we could be millions...while i point out we could have lost it all when it was hacked i think they are above 2 k right now

 

[Moonglow]

which member are we selling?

I tried that but got no offers.

For good reason

Terminal flatulence?

Can't be terminal.

you're not dead

Somedays it feels like it.

 

[BULLDOG]

No one here wants any of my hot oil massages.

Do they come with a happy ending?

 

[Moonglow]

o he was on them pretty early...as he continues to point out..we could be millions...while i point out we could have lost it all when it was hacked i think they are above 2 k right now

The price dropped last week to about $1,200.

 

[Moonglow]

No one here wants any of my hot oil massages.

Do they come with a happy ending?

He does have Comedy Central on while doing it..

 

[mdk]

No one here wants any of my hot oil massages.

Do they come with a happy ending?

No, it's comes with a sad one. When I am done I show pictures of all my former pets.

 

[BULLDOG]

No one here wants any of my hot oil massages.

Do they come with a happy ending?

No, it's comes with a sad one. When I am done I show pictures of all my former pets.

I love pets. Had a dog that LOOOOOOVED peanut butter.

 

[TNHarley]

No one here wants any of my hot oil massages.

I'd love one, but the drive is a little long.

That should give me time to learn how to be a masseur and where in the Hell to find hot oil. lol

I dated one of those once. She taught me how to give a female an orgasm just from the massage. Stingy bitch said "there isn't one for guys" HOGWASH
Unfortunately for my wife, I forgot how to do it. It was 10 years ago lol.

 

[mdk]

I love pets. Had a dog that LOOOOOOVED peanut butter.

Me too. I grew up with so many pets.

 

[TNHarley]

No one here wants any of my hot oil massages.

Do they come with a happy ending?

No, it's comes with a sad one. When I am done I show pictures of all my former pets.

I love pets. Had a dog that LOOOOOOVED peanut butter.

If anyone else would have said that I would have laughed. Since you did it, I couldn't. I don't figure you are joking..

 

[Moonglow]

No one here wants any of my hot oil massages.

Do they come with a happy ending?

No, it's comes with a sad one. When I am done I show pictures of all my former pets.

I love pets. Had a dog that LOOOOOOVED peanut butter.

 

[BULLDOG]

No one here wants any of my hot oil massages.

Do they come with a happy ending?

No, it's comes with a sad one. When I am done I show pictures of all my former pets.

I love pets. Had a dog that LOOOOOOVED peanut butter.

If anyone else would have said that I would have laughed. Since you did it, I couldn't. I don't figure you are joking..

That's OK. I don't spend much time worrying about whether you are laughing.

 

[Moonglow]

I love pets. Had a dog that LOOOOOOVED peanut butter.

Me too. I grew up with so many pets.

 

[ChrisL]

Lol! This conversation has taken an interesting turn!

 

[Luddly Neddite]

That's a good idea.

No, its a terrible idea.

Would you really be willing to give out that much personal identification info?

For the gazillionth time and because I love rubbing salt in his wound, I remind the board that DarkFury actually said he would get his BFF Joe Arpaio to delete my posts here and give DF my identity and location.

Never mind that DF's IQ of 214 is of absolutely no use to him, there are surely people here who would be willing to do real harm to other members.

Like, the mass shooter who turned out to be a member here.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

BTW there are quite a few ways, phone apps and such, to sell stuff locally. I haven't tried any of them but I keep thinking it would be a good idea.

 

[BULLDOG]

That's a good idea.

No, its a terrible idea.

Would you really be willing to give out that much personal identification info?

For the gazillionth time and because I love rubbing salt in his wound, I remind the board that DarkFury actually said he would get his BFF Joe Arpaio to delete my posts here and give DF my identity and location.

Never mind that DF's IQ of 214 is of absolutely no use to him, there are surely people here who would be willing to do real harm to other members.

Like, the mass shooter who turned out to be a member here.

Sure, but Furbee can't even figure out where he lives. He'll never be able to figure out where anyone else lives.

 

[Moonglow]

Lol! This conversation has taken an interesting turn!

Shows where our minds are really thinking.

 

[ChrisL]

Yup, there are a lot of wackos out there. There was a poster on another forum one time who said he was slit my throat or something like that. My words must have made him really angry, I guess!