WWE "legend" & Sassy Shawn Michaels tag partner Mendacious Marty Jannetty's Apparent Murder Confession Sparks Police Investigation

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Marty Jannetty's Apparent Murder Confession Sparks Police Investigation

Ex-WWE superstar Marty Jannetty may have confessed to murdering someone when he was 13 years old in a bizarre social media post ... and now cops are investigating.

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Marty Jannetty continually confesses to worse and worse stuff on Facebook instead of just... not posting.

 

[Taz]

You realize that everything about wrestling is fake, don't you?

 

[basquebromance]

You realize that everything about wrestling is fake, don't you?

the injuries and the bumps aren't fake. you're vain

 

[Taz]

You realize that everything about wrestling is fake, don't you?

the injuries and the bumps aren't fake. you're vain

All the kicks and tosses... are all choreographed. And when they get punched in the face it's fake otherwise the guy would be KO. So yes, most injuries are faked. I once saw Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage and a bunch of others all eating breakfast together in the airport the morning after a rumble, laughing and joking with each other. It's all fake, brah. Wake up.

 

[basquebromance]

You realize that everything about wrestling is fake, don't you?

the injuries and the bumps aren't fake. you're vain

All the kicks and tosses... are all choreographed. And when they get punched in the face it's fake otherwise the guy would be KO. So yes, most injuries are faked. I once saw Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage and a bunch of others all eating breakfast together in the airport, laughing and joking with each other. It's all fake, brah. Wake up.

Melania's boobs are what's fake, FAKE NEWS!

 

[Harry Dresden]

You realize that everything about wrestling is fake, don't you?

the injuries and the bumps aren't fake. you're vain

All the kicks and tosses... are all choreographed. And when they get punched in the face it's fake otherwise the guy would be KO. So yes, most injuries are faked. I once saw Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage and a bunch of others all eating breakfast together in the airport the morning after a rumble, laughing and joking with each other. It's all fake, brah. Wake up.

it is but their bodies still take a lot of abuse...

 

[basquebromance]

Marty needs a friend...he needs...SASSY SHAWN MICHAELS!

 

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Shawn and Marty were a sexy bromance duo!

 

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Shawn Michaels now looking like Old Man Marley from Home Alone