Would You Pay To See Trump And Biden Fight In The Ring?

[toobfreak]

I would. What a bout that would be. Both Trump and Biden in the ring duking it out.

I wonder what would happen first: would Trump tire from chasing after Biden as he shuffled around to avoid blows, or would Biden just trip and fall down first?

Melania and Ivanka could be the girls carrying the cards announcing each new round. I wonder if Biden would even land a single blow. Jill would probably throw in the towel to save him.

But who would make a better ring announcer, Bill Mahler or Elon Musk?

 

[Blaster]

Biden would get lost trying to find the ring.

 

[Concerned American]

I would. What a bout that would be. Both Trump and Biden in the ring duking it out.

I wonder what would happen first: would Trump tire from chasing after Biden as he shuffled around to avoid blows, or would Biden just trip and fall down first?
ncing each new round. I wonder if Biden would even land a single blow. Jill would probably throw in the towel to save him.

But who would make a better ring announcer, Bill Mahler or Elon Musk?

Hell, I wouldn't even pay to watch the geezers at Caesars in 1990--Foreman--Cooney.

 

[MarathonMike]

Bikini mud rassling between AOC and Jasmine!

 

[toobfreak]

Biden would get lost trying to find the ring.

I kind of imagined he would get lost trying to find his way OUT of the ring. Or maybe might mistake the ring post and turnbuckle as his opponent. Then trip over the ropes trying to get out and fall on his face.

Trump would get winded from carrying 20 extra pound overweight with his weird combed hair falling in his face, but would land a few good blows.

I bet Biden has a glass jaw.

Biden would get his clock cleaned in Round One, then the democrats on MSNBC and The View would declare he owned Trump.

 

[IM2]

Trump would get his old pampered ass whipped. You guys made up a Biden that doesn't exist and have created a superman out of some soft ass rich punk sissy. Biden would hurt Trump. Biden is from the working class.

 

[toobfreak]

Hell, I wouldn't even pay to watch the geezers at Caesars in 1990--Foreman--Cooney.

Biden would charge $150,000 a ticket; proceeds to go towards underprivileged transgender human traffickers. Then keep 80% of the money.

Trump would charge 2 million a ticket, proceeds to go towards paying down the debt. Then match the funds with money out of his own pocket.

 

[80zephyr]

I kind of imagined he would get lost trying to find his way OUT of the ring. Or maybe might mistake the ring post and turnbuckle as his opponent. Then trip over the ropes trying to get out and fall on his face.

Trump would get winded from carrying 20 extra pound overweight with his weird combed hair falling in his face, but would land a few good blows.

I bet Biden has a glass jaw.

Biden would get his clock cleaned in Round One, then the democrats on MSNBC and The View would declare he owned Trump.

Yeah, the headline would be : Biden bruises Trumps hands with his face. Lol.

 

[1srelluc]

No.

Hell, I doubt FJB could climb into the ring.

 

[toobfreak]

Bikini mud rassling between AOC and Jasmine!

I'd rather see it be a pie throwing contest.

 

[22lcidw]

Biden would get lost trying to find the ring.

Joe is the inspiration for self-rope a dope. Trump could just wait until the referee counts Joe out.

 

[IM2]

Biden would charge $150,000 a ticket; proceeds to go towards underprivileged transgender human traffickers. Then keep 80% of the money.

Trump would charge 2 million a ticket, proceeds to go towards paying down the debt. Then match the funds with money out of his own pocket.

Trump would charge 2 million a ticket, keep the money, and then try selling AI created videos of him winning after he got beat.

 

[toobfreak]

Yeah, the headline would be : Biden bruises Trumps hands with his face. Lol.

I was thinking the headline might be: Trump Invents New Word: Biden-Bashing.

 

[IM2]

Yeah, the headline would be : Biden bruises Trumps hands with his face. Lol.

Trump would get hurt bady. You guys are just blind. Donld Trump is a *****

 

[Robert W]

Biden would get lost trying to find the ring.

Biden first would stumble up stairs and fall down stairs. Biden exhibits the very vision of being extremely old.

 

[toobfreak]

No.
Hell, I doubt FJB could climb into the ring.

We'd get the bum in the ring even if it took us a fork truck to lift him up there and dayglow arrows to point the way.

 

[Robert W]

Trump would charge 2 million a ticket, keep the money, and then try selling AI created videos of him winning after he got beat.

You did that, didn't you?

 

[Delldude]

It's on:

 

[IM2]

I was thinking the headline might be: Trump Invents New Word: Biden-Bashing.

Like I said, you're delusional. Biden would beat Trumps ass, and you guys would be claiming that it didn't happen and that somebody else was dressed up as Biden.

 

[toobfreak]

Joe is the inspiration for self-rope a dope.

In Joe's case, Grope A Dope might be more like it.