Xenophon
Gone and forgotten
Oh, and no I would not eat it.
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The only way I'd eat Cheez Whiz is if Jessica Alba was covered with it.Yuck! Anyone who likes Miracle Whip has to like Cheez Whiz, too. It's a Law.
I had one of those fuckers crawl across my foot at our house in California a few years ago.You guys do know this is a house centipede? right?
I was lying on the floor watching TV when I felt something tickle my right foot. We take our shoes off in our house so I was barefoot. Without looking, I scratched it with my left foot. Well, a couple of minutes later it tickled again so I looked down and saw one of those things on the side of my foot!
I'm not ashamed to say I let out a yell and flung it across the room with my foot! It landed behind a chair but when I looked for it I couldn't find it. My wife found it a few days later and vacuumed it up!
It looked just like the one posted but with shorter legs. That's the stuff of nightmares I tell ya'!
Scorpions, tarantulas, and giant centipedes.
You Westerners sure do have your share of creepy bugs.
Yuck! Anyone who likes Miracle Whip has to like Cheez Whiz, too. It's a Law.
Yuck! Anyone who likes Miracle Whip has to like Cheez Whiz, too. It's a Law.
Wrong. Like Miracle Whip. Cheez Whiz is just wrong.
Yuck! Anyone who likes Miracle Whip has to like Cheez Whiz, too. It's a Law.
Wrong. Like Miracle Whip. Cheez Whiz is just wrong.
I hate mayonaise and with a little discipline miracle whip is good, just don't glob it on.
Cheezewiz is not food, it is blasphemy to cheese lovers around the world.
Wrong. Like Miracle Whip. Cheez Whiz is just wrong.
I hate mayonaise and with a little discipline miracle whip is good, just don't glob it on.
Cheezewiz is not food, it is blasphemy to cheese lovers around the world.
My Grandmother fed me Cheez Whiz once when I was about 4. To this day. I don't think I've forgiven her. I've never forgotten the taste. I'd eat worms in salt water (what I call Ramen Noodles) before I'd eat that shit again.