Worst Pick-Up Lines...

[dmp]

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Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can totally see myself in your pants.

That dress would look great - wadded up on my bedroom floor.

(Licking your finger, then touching your shoulder and hers) Why don't we get out of these wet clothes?

Nice Shoes...wanna (do it)???

You: Hey girl - you have any German in ya?
Her: No.
You: Want some??


Got anything good?

 

[manu1959]

this one from my mom.....

a guy came up to my mom and said

I would love to get in your pants....

my mom replies....

that is just what i need another asshole in there

 

[5stringJeff]

Do your feet hurt? Cause you've been running through my mind all day! (alternate answer: cause it looks like you fell from heaven!)

How about pizza and sex? What - you don't like pizza?

 

[Said1]

Wow, holy deja vu. Spooky.

http://www.usmessageboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13482

 

[no1tovote4]

Girl, you are so hot you make me sweat!

 

[manu1959]

fight or fuck.....worked on occasion

 

[Dan]

Stolen from a movie: "So, word on the street is, you've got a vagina."

"Excuse me, I think you dropped something... My jaw."

"Do you know anything about birds?... Well, would you take this for a swallow?"

 

[no1tovote4]

So..... Do you want me?