World Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Terrorists Promise To Be Good

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World Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Terrorists Promise To Be Good​

World Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Terrorists Promise To Be Good

WORLD — Citizens across the globe breathed a collective sigh of relief after learning that the government of Iran has promised to be good from here on out as part of the peace deal negotiated by President Donald Trump.

babylonbee.com

18 Jun 2026

Citizens across the globe breathed a collective sigh of relief after learning that the government of Iran has promised to be good from here on out as part of the peace deal negotiated by President Donald Trump.
The announcement came as final details of the deal were released to Congress this week, including a provisional agreement by Iranian heads of state to be cool and stop killing people.
"We have seen the error of our ways and will be super nice from now on," said IRGC commander Amir Arzhang. "You can absolutely trust us with hundreds of billions of dollars. We have completely lost interest in obtaining a nuclear bomb. That's a promise you can count on, just like we promise to stop killing protesters."
"This is a win for the entire globe," Vice President JD Vance told members of the Press. "Iran has been bad for so long. But due to President Trump's shrewd negotiating tactics, he was able to get the leaders of Iran to agree to be good and not be bad anymore. Really, a giant win for everyone."
The global population exhaled a collective sigh of relief upon learning of the condition of the peace deal, and many say they believe this will solve everything once and for all.
"I'm so glad Iran has agreed to be good now," German citizen Marga Von Dutch said. "We can all rest easy at long last. Thank you, President Trump!"
At publishing time, the world had thanked its lucky stars as Russia had and North Korea had also agreed to play nice in exchange for a hundred billion dollars.

Commentary:
Waiting for the next shoe to drop...
Trump made a big mistake in not continuing the bombing.
Iran is just waiting for the next week kneed administration similar to Obama and Biden to resume attacks and build a bomb.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

If you're over 60, be glad you lived when you did.
If you're much younger.....you're screwed royally.

The end of the Baby Boomer generation ends the Constitutional Republic and any chance for a peaceful life of luxury (a roof over your head and hot showers, meals etc)

 

[DennisPTate]

World Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Terrorists Promise To Be Good​

World Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Terrorists Promise To Be Good

WORLD — Citizens across the globe breathed a collective sigh of relief after learning that the government of Iran has promised to be good from here on out as part of the peace deal negotiated by President Donald Trump.

babylonbee.com

18 Jun 2026

Citizens across the globe breathed a collective sigh of relief after learning that the government of Iran has promised to be good from here on out as part of the peace deal negotiated by President Donald Trump.
The announcement came as final details of the deal were released to Congress this week, including a provisional agreement by Iranian heads of state to be cool and stop killing people.
"We have seen the error of our ways and will be super nice from now on," said IRGC commander Amir Arzhang. "You can absolutely trust us with hundreds of billions of dollars. We have completely lost interest in obtaining a nuclear bomb. That's a promise you can count on, just like we promise to stop killing protesters."
"This is a win for the entire globe," Vice President JD Vance told members of the Press. "Iran has been bad for so long. But due to President Trump's shrewd negotiating tactics, he was able to get the leaders of Iran to agree to be good and not be bad anymore. Really, a giant win for everyone."
The global population exhaled a collective sigh of relief upon learning of the condition of the peace deal, and many say they believe this will solve everything once and for all.
"I'm so glad Iran has agreed to be good now," German citizen Marga Von Dutch said. "We can all rest easy at long last. Thank you, President Trump!"
At publishing time, the world had thanked its lucky stars as Russia had and North Korea had also agreed to play nice in exchange for a hundred billion dollars.

Commentary:
Waiting for the next shoe to drop...
Trump made a big mistake in not continuing the bombing.
Iran is just waiting for the next week kneed administration similar to Obama and Biden to resume attacks and build a bomb.

I am of the belief that giving terrorists information to read on some near death experience accounts could greatly assist in their rehabilitation, [notice I did not say release or probation]?

Thread 'Could near death experience accounts be used to stop terrorists?'

Nov 30, 2025

Three time near death experiencer Dr. P. M. H. Atwater describes what it was like to view the aftermath of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attack from the astral plane, [or should we say from five dimensions of space and time]?

What she saw has the potential to help at least some aspiring terrorists to calm down and choose a more productive career than some variation of "suicide bomber."

What Dr. Atwater describes fits with those less than totally encouraging and inspiring positive near death experience accounts but instead fits with the idea of a Purgatory or Hell that the Roman...

• DennisPTate
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• Forum: Paranormal