Woman wearing MAGA hat at World Series in Los Angeles arrested on felony charges

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Cheryl Grisnor of Sacramento California was reportedly arrested at Game 1 of the World Series after wearing a MAGA hat at the Dodger/Yankee World Series. The DOJ's own Merrick Garland charged Cheryl with a felony for trying to trying to incite a riot. One woman reportedly went into a rage and had a nervous breakdown. "I just don't feel safe anymore", said the woman. "MAGA violated by safe space, this World Series was my safe place, no Red states allowed" she said as she cried sobbing uncontrollably.

Merrick Garland from the DOJ agreed. "Red States were purposefully kept out of the World Series this election year for this very reason", said Merrick. "In fact, Blue states have all the money anyway so all the big Blue money teams like the Dodgers and Yankees should never really allow another loser Red team into the World Series ever again", said Merrick with a sly grin. "I will say again, people from Red states have no business being at the World Series this year, let alone the entire state of California" said Merrick, "We should not allow such Nazi's into the safe state of California where Hitler-like fascism can upset everyone. That is why she is being charged with a heinous felony with no bail allowed. We will refuse to allow such intolerance into this wonderful Blue state because our diversity and tolerance can in no way can coexist with such hate."

Cheryl was subsequently put in solitary confinement with a trial date in the year 2030.
 
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No, it is satire.

You can either laugh or cry, the decision is yours.

Just know you are powerless to stop it so why not just laugh at them?
I respectfully disagree

Unless we are using an alternate universe liberish dictionary actual news stories are not satire
 
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