Wisdom For The Day thread.

[Gracie]

 

[aaronleland]

Lesson of the day: Don't be an asshole..

If there's a Heaven you're guaranteed a spot. If not, at least you weren't an asshole.

 

[tinydancer]

My juncos have returned. Spring has officially arrived. Oh and a lone mourning dove.



The weatherman was all wrong as usual.

 

[tinydancer]

I should explain. I count time by birds on migration. On a mega path. They never fail me. As compared to others. Currently the migration is ahead of what so called scientests have predicted by almost a month. Juncos are the best. My mourning dove on Sunday. Spring is going to be early.

 

[strollingbones]

we have juncos all year...and doves.....

 

[yiostheoy]

Some of these jokes are pretty funny.

 

[yiostheoy]

I should explain. I count time by birds on migration. On a mega path. They never fail me. As compared to others. Currently the migration is ahead of what so called scientests have predicted by almost a month. Juncos are the best. My mourning dove on Sunday. Spring is going to be early.

I noticed the Canada geese migrating-by recently. They honk as they fly and so they are unmistakable.

Spring was on the way and the snow was melting.

Now spring is here and it has warmed up significantly.

So bird migrations are a form of time clock for the seasons.

The birds will be heading back the other way in the late fall again.

 

[yiostheoy]

Gracie would you drop your towel for me if I knocked at your door?

I would not be foolish enough to ask you to however, for sake of peace in the neighborhood.

And if you did it I sure would not tell your hubby or boyfriend.

 

[Gracie]

 

[Gracie]

Not sure it's wisdom, but it's very true. Unless you are ambidexterous

 

[CeeCee]