Why'd the little girl...

[Kagom]

Question: Why'd the little girl fall off the swings?






Answer: She had no arms and legs

 

[dmp]

yeah - that's perhaps the dumbest bit of humour I've read.

 

[Annie]

yeah - that's perhaps the dumbest bit of humour I've read.

I thought of closing it this morning, then thought, "Well, maybe it's me..." Guess not. Seems to have NO point.

 

[theHawk]

Question: Why'd the little girl fall off the swings?






Answer: She had no arms and legs

LMAO LOL
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:rotflmao:

OMG that is SO wrong yet so funny

 

[Said1]

Not more "no arms and no legs" jokes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

 

[5stringJeff]

Not more "no arms and no legs" jokes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?

 

[Mr. P]

Art.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the pool?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the pool?

Bob.

What do you call a man with lepersy in a bath tub?

 

[dmp]

Art.

What do you call the man's arms and legs hanging on the wall?

 

[dmp]

Bob.

What do you call a man with lepersy in a bath tub?

Stew.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a pit?

 

[Yurt]

phil...

 

[The ClayTaurus]

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over your window?

 

[dmp]

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over your window?

Curt 'n Rod.

What do you call a guy w/ no arms and no legs OUTSIDE of the pit?

 

[dmp]

What do you call the man's arms and legs hanging on the wall?

bump.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

bump.

Pieces of Art.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

 

[GotZoom]

Pieces of Art.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

He was dead.

What is red and green and goes round and round?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

He was dead.

What is red and green and goes round and round?

Oh no. Not the blender jokes.

A frog in a blender.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?

 

[dmp]

You guys are cheating w/ google - admit it.

 

[GotZoom]

I knew the monkey joke from a long time ago.

Don't know Clay's.

I know a few others...but probably not appropriate.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

I knew the monkey joke from a long time ago.

Don't know Clay's.

I know a few others...but probably not appropriate.

The bird was dead.

Why did the hippo fall out of the tree?