Let's preview the 2024 presidential contest. The defending champion, winner of the 2020 campaign and former Obama token honky, Joe Biden, is a brain-dead pervert with serious corruption problems. So bad are his cognitive problems that he sometimes speaks gibberish in public, wanders off stage, and attempts to shake hands with invisible people. He is a complete train wreck.
The primary challenger, and former president, Donald Trump is favored for the GOP nomination. However, leftist elements in the federal government are trying every trick in the book, abusing their authority in the process, to destroy their arch enemy, code named "The Orange Man". Clearly, he was the better leader, focusing on matters of national security and economic prosperity, while simultaneously launching Twitter attacks at perceived political enemies in the middle of the night while eating Quarter-pounders in bed and night calling Sean Hannity and other right wing radio hosts.
There are also some outliers. There is Ron DeSantis from Florida, who is inexplicably impotent on the campaign trail. Nikki Haley is in it to lose it, especially with her establishmentarian dogma. Chris Christi is one chicken McNugget away from a major heart attack. Ramaswamy desperately needs a Valium.
Finally, there are the extreme outliers on the left: Cornell "Big Dick" West ("hey big man, can I hold a dollar?"); Marianne Moonbeam; and self-loathing leftist, Kennedy.
In 2008, we thought shit could not get any weirder than the election of the colored Manchurian candidate. In 2012, it was topped with the re-election of a very unpopular Ayatollah Hamas Obama. It could not get any weirder, could it?!? Yep!! In 2016, real estate mogul turned reality star Trump takes on the shrill evil witch of DC, the vile and despicable Hillary the Horrible. It was like a Marvel story, but with dark humor and Twitter. In 2020, an old zombie hack from Delaware was sent to go after Trump. The two battle it out in purely ridiculous fashion, and the fucking dead guy wins. What the hell could be worse than THAT?!?!? A re-match!!!
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